Against better judgement, Smee had decided to get some nice fresh air on his day off, and go down to the pool for a hopefully relaxing experience. However, it didn't start off so great, as when he was walking over to a chair, someone running by slammed into him, and sent him floundering into the water.. "Why is it always me?"
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Oz had a sense of observation and awareness that was unmatched to most. He had been raised to rely on it, and when it came to raising the trio, it was simply demanded. They had all tried endless pranks on him, only to find themselves regretting it with a simple look. Often he laughed at the pranks later, and sometimes in front of them, if they were really good. However he knew to never let the trio get that much power.
So Oz saw someone running towards the older man long before they were near him. He did the math in his head of how close the man was to the pool, how easy he could lose his balance somewhere between potentially stumbling over chairs, or slipping on the rim of the pool. A disaster really. A tragedy.
Unfortunately for the man, Oz did not warn him, because Oz knew this was about to be really fucking funny. To him, at least.
After the man splashed into the water, and Oz spent enough time enjoying the moment, he walked over to him.
"Well," Oz said brash, "Sounds like it is not your day, or that any day is, really. That was a fantastic show, you could be a stunt man, as they say, incredible, no notes."
