not about that tarantula life

Damn, they booked.

@oxladechamberlain

IT’S LIKE THE FOX AND THE HOUND BUT EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND IT’S A COLLIE. 

@oxladechamberlain show this to Ciara

@wojshere thanks for the reblog, here is an updated version of the post, I found more of Wenger’s flawless modeling pics :D

Dogs.

hotline bling is such a good bop but don’t fuck with a hotline bling ass nigga that don’t wanna see u have sexual agency and expect u to stay home crying over him while he fuck other hoes. 

any nigga that says to u ‘why u don’t hit me up no more’ is a hotline bling ass nigga. any nigga that tries to paint u as ‘bad’ for having sex with multiple niggas or hitting the club is a hotline bling ass nigga. any nigga that texts u ‘hey how u been’ after u posted that lil fiyah instagram pic is a hotline bling ass nigga. pay attention to the signs sis. 

hotline bling ass niggas don’t want a relationship with u but they still feel a sense of entitlement when it comes to ur body and ur sexual agency. beware of the niggas that suffer from the hotline bling ass nigga syndrome. 

nigga sellin crack out in the open air fearlessly bruh the brain was savage

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?