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me: it's so weird that women's hockey players are so attractive but men's hockey players just ...aren't particularly? what's the deal with that? me: *remembers I'm a lesbian* oh yeah.

oxfordcommas

In my defense:

#Me watching the Stanley cup finals #Because it turns out that is my team geographically if not emotionally #At least I can be glad #they made carter hart cry #Even if I don't really care about the rest of it #Canes #Stanley cup

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the very enthusiastic 30something lesbian master gardener gave me like 12 free wildflower seed packets at the farmer's market bee day. so i guess that's how i celebrated pride this year

#i think she liked my rainbow sunglasses and my enthusiasm for native pollinators #however we're in a severe drought so i will not be planting them until fall

corpyburd

Glad everyone is getting so much joy from early Quaker names! Looking forward to seeing any future pets/children/bands/drag acts named after stuff on this list.

piedude

ariaste

tag yourself, i'm Patience Fish

whumpster-fire

Categories Include:

Band Names: Charity Kill, Jane Snowball, Love Butcher, Revolution Sixsmith, Humble Thatcher, Thank Holland

D&D Character Names: Peregrine Doyly, Lancelot Wells, Squire Boone, Chardus Alatheo Eyre, Grissel Toldervy, Rutoron Rettle

Stripper / Porn Star Stage Names: Virgin Kent, Dykes Alexander, Charity Nutt, Patience Rawbone, Sarah Sparkling, Fountain Sterrey, Reuben Rawbone, Discipline Matthews, Jane Snowball

Pro Wrestler Stage Names: Wilde Wilde, Hercules Cross, Constant Shield

Lumberjack Folklore Characters: Old Adams, Cotton Brown, Silence Williams

Lumberjack Folklore Cryptids: Patience Fish, Barb Bee

Fake Names Your D&D Characters Made Up To Get Into A Formal Event: Eustace Cockery, Corn Russell, Marvelous Scanfield, Elizabeth Poope, Gey Poope, Job Bland, Love Beer, Rich Whale

Soulsborne Boss Names: Returned Elgar

Sonic OC Names: Robert Were Fox

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from @reparrishcomics

linguisticparadox

you, a fool: pity fuck

me, an intellectual: Charity Nutt

#tag urself i'm jane quitquit #but also dykes alexander

nohoperadio

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

#somehow even more as i've aged #not really sure how

nessochist

Kandy G. Lopez R ² - Roscoe and Reggie 2024 Yarn and acrylic paint on hook mesh

Orlando Museum of Art’s 2025 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art

#that's fucking incredible #fiber art

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voldemo

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian

voldemo

its like ive never seen herbivore

ezekestiel

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

unhinged-kitten

who’s been here since 2011-2014?

#2009 #but started posting 2011

monacellipress

Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

#Love a mosaic

wovi

*

sandra cisneros

#Sandra cisneros #Poetry for when you're tired but a grown ass adult

aroace-ryland-grace

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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thundergrace

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

#omfg #i want this to be a movie so bad #also if they don't make out at some point i will be disappointed

jaubaius

No way out

bogleech

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

lochnutmonster

Sisyphus

chortlebot

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

#puppy #i love

slutdge

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

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alright guys. time to vote on which symbols to use for the pride buttons.

which symbol goes with the rainbow flag?

ionizing radiation

hand crush

health hazard

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the wlw flag?

gear crush

submerged objects

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the mlm flag?

press brake crush

surf craft area

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the bi flag?

body crush

hand crush

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the pan flag?

non-ionizing radiation

high surf

moving blades

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the trans flag?

battery charging

corrosive substance

rapid movement of press brake

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the ace flag?

sharp implement

industrial vehicles

Voting ended onJun 8

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which symbol goes with the intersex flag?

run over by remote operator controlled machine

oxidizer

emergency stop button

falling objects

Voting ended onJun 8

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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