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shouldn’t have smoked that shit, now I’m in Jumanji(2017)

insane to me that they abbreviate bank of america to BofA…like…do u know what that means

I hate gay halloween what do u mean you’re the homoerotic subtext between dustin hoffman and robert redford in the oscar winning film all the presidents men

doing some mandatory cigarettes after sex exposure therapy rn

just watched a cyber truck parallel park I think I’m gonna be sick

I wore a baseball cap backwards for like four hours today and I can still feel it on my head

The song hey there delilah has got to be one of the worst listening experiences out here. It’s a sad song, but not in a way that’s at all beautiful or significant, the melody just has an aura of bummer about it. The lyrics make the guy sound so pathetic and stupid in a way that makes you hate the guy but also kind of feel bad for him because his situation must be so miserable for him to act like this. Even when I was a kid the song gave me a terrible feeling, it’s like I always knew it was this awful.

the shower curtain and I have a complicated relationship

obnoxious people are going to be obnoxious no matter what, don’t make it anthony bourdain’s fault

nothing like seeing a picture of a beautiful fat woman in a bikini to get me in the summer mood. I don’t even own a bikini but I see a thick girl rocking one and I’m like hell yeah I gotta get out there I gotta get on her level

looked up “lunch” on pinterest today, I don’t know what my fucking problem is

I wouldn’t want to be first in the human centipede because then I would have to do all the talking