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One of the reasons I love Drarry professor get-together fics is because can you imagine how surreal and amazing it would be for the teachers that taught them to watch them fall in love?
Especially McGonagall. Like. She watched them fight—watched Draco bully Harry—for seven years. Only to then hire them both to teach. And of course she would be nervous about them being around each other again.
But when they don't fight?? When they're cordial, and then become friends, and then start flirting??? And then start DATING??
How insane must that be for her and the other teachers?? The teachers who also taught both their parents?? Like?? And sure, it's possible they'd be like "Oh they've always been obsessed with each other. it makes sense it would eventually manifest like this." And yes, that's true, but it still must be so surreal to watch.
@tanniboii asked for some Drarry professor recs, so here are just a few of my favorites:
There are multiple in @drarrily-we-row-along's Drarry Drabbles (my biannual binge of these fics is what inspired this post!)
Ice-Kissed by @corvuscrowned
Happy Returns by @toomuchplor
Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by @dracogotgame
Bolts by @lqtraintracks
Enjoy!!
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🔮✨ 2025 HD Tarot Fest Anonymous Masterlist ✨🔮
Below is a collection of all the incredible fic, art, and podfic created under the mystical influence of the Major and Minor Arcana cards for this year's fest! We had a total of 20 Fics (3 with art included!), 9 single art pieces, and 1 podfic! Thank you SO MUCH to all who participated, and thank you to those who followed along and left love for our creators!
Creators will be revealed on Saturday, December 6th at 9am EST!
· ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽ Fic ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ ·
🔮 ace of wands (T, 1.1k words) 🃏 The Ace of Wands calls out to you to follow your instincts. Luckily for Draco, Harry’s pretty good at that. Card(s): Ace of Wands
🔮 I Owe You A Black Eye And Two Kisses (E, 8.5k words) 🃏 When Auror Trainees Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get allotted the same hotel room on an impromptu mission in Prague, their orders of teamwork from Robards seem to become misconstrued. Card(s): Three of Pentacles
🔮 maybe they had always been like this (E, 7.3k words) 🃏 Harry looked at Draco, studying him for a few moments, noticing that persistent tremble in the blonde’s hands again. Draco followed his eyeline, flinching as if he had been hit, then narrowed his eyes. “Getting Crucioed has side effects.” “So does coming back from the dead.” Harry felt possessed again, sitting back down on the sofa, so much closer to Draco that their legs nearly touched. When had he crossed the space between them?Warnings: graphic depictions of violence Card(s): The Devil
🔮 Two of Wands (T, 4.6k words) 🃏 Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are Auror partners, idiots, and terrible at decision making. Even their tarot readings have told them so. When a dangerous investigation comes to a head, their futures hang in the balance. Will Draco sacrifice lonely familiarity for a chance at love? Will Harry lead them into deadly peril? Will this fad for tarot readings ever die? Maybe, definitely, and probably not, but it remains to see just what future is written in the cards. Card(s): Two of Wands
🔮 Lone Moon (E, 23k words) 🃏 When Draco discovers Harry Potter at a muggle strip club, he’s excited to uncover the kinks of The Chosen One, becoming lost when it’s his own secrets which are revealed. Card(s): The Moon
🔮 Seven Days (M, 13.6k words) 🃏 In today’s episode of how do I make everything about Drarry: Two of cups. Upright: unity, partnership, attraction, connection, close bonds, joining forces, mutual respect Reversed: separation, rejection, division, imbalance, tension, bad communication, withdrawal Card(s): Two of Cups
🔮The Root is the Harvest (E, 29.3k words) 🃏 Draco Malfoy finds that Harry Potter is secretly (somehow) still a virgin and Draco doesn’t want anything to do with it. But Harry can’t stop thinking about him so after a lot of convincing and some scheming Harry FINALLY loses his virginity and Draco get’s in way over his head. Card(s): High Priestess, Knight of Wands, Ace of Cups
🔮 The Translator (E, 72.8k words) 🃏 Mysteries needs a translator. Card(s): Five of Wands
🔮 Rules of Engagement (T, 3.7k words) 🃏 Planning a wedding leaves quite a paper trail. Can Harry and Draco follow it all the way to the altar? Card(s): The Lovers
🔮once more, with feeling (M, 2.9k words) 🃏 Ten minutes ago Harry had been walking out of the bathroom, dazed, Draco Malfoy’s blood all over him, and he had gone straight to the Room of Requirement and paced blindly as he thought, I need to undo it, I need a place where it will all go away, and he’d opened the door, only to find himself pushing open the bathroom door and face-to-face with Malfoy as if he’d never left. Card(s): Eight of Cups
🔮 Five Minutes of Hazy Colours (E, 29k words) 🃏 In the weeks following the war, Draco awaits his trial in a cell at the Ministry, in complete silence and consumed by guilt and fear. He knows what his fate will be—Azkaban.
But when Potter unexpectedly shows up at his trial and promises to testify for him, a flicker of hope rushes through Draco. Soon, everything would be fine, and he would be free. And maybe, just maybe, he could tell Potter what he really felt for him.
Draco stood up, as the verdict was announced—freedom, freedom!
“Draco Lucius Malfoy has pleaded guilty to crimes against wizardkind and is sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban.”
Or:
The present is defined as the shortest period of time between the two eternities of past and future - but what if the present has no end? Warnings: Graphic depiction of violence, prison violence, canon-typical violence, touch starvation and colour blindness as forms of torture, suicidal thoughts, suicide attempt, angst, explicit smut Card(s): Nine of Pentacles, Two of Cups, The Hanged Man
🔮 stupidly courageous (T, 1k words) 🃏 Harry and Draco meet on the Astrology Tower balcony after the Department of Mysteries battle, striking a bond that can never be fulfilled. Card(s): Two of Swords
🔮 Acherontia (E, 49.3k words) 🃏 People often fear the Death tarot card. Those who don’t already know its meaning tend to think it’s a bad omen. But Tarot’s 13th card doesn’t mean physical death. It means change, transformation, the death of self, rebirth. Metamorphosis. It is a painful, arduous, and grueling process, but enduring it will lead you to freedom; a lesson Harry learns in one of the hardest ways possible.
After overhearing something at the end of Sixth Year, his entire world gets turned on its head. In hindsight, he really should have told someone. But who would believe him? So home he went. Three days is all it takes for death to knock on his door. With nowhere else to turn, he takes down every shield, every doubt, every ounce of fear, and reaches out.
‘Tom?’ Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex. Other warnings: past rape/non-con, current (written) rape, incestual rape, rape aftermath, self-harm, homophobic slurs / language, physically violent homophobic hate crime (in the first 2 chapters), graphic descriptions of life-threatening injuries Card(s): Death
🔮 Prism (E, 1.6k words) 🃏 While conducting an experiment in The Department of Mysteries, an accident teaches Draco something about what it means to love. Card(s): Two of Pentacles (Reversed), King of Pentacles, Ace of Wands (Reversed)
🔮camera obscura (T, 2.8k words) 🃏 Three pictures of Draco Malfoy in his childhood home, growing up. Card(s): Seven of Wands, Two of Swords, The Hermit
🔮 Luminary (E, 5.9k words) 🃏 “Malfoy,” Potter says. He sounds tired, not triumphant. “I need a favour.” Card(s): The Sun
🔮 A Prayer for the Beast (E, 86.9k words) 🃏 It was spring, the kind of day to kiss blue frost onto tiny petals, the kind of day where, rarely, England was beautiful—on the precipice of recurring life and new growth, tender but hungry enough to crack open the frozen ground.
Harry’d felt nothing. He’d had no idea.
He’d gotten a bagel and sipped a coffee and fumbled for a semi-damp pack of 8AM cigarettes, none the wiser as Voldemort came screaming back to life in Nott Sr’s shitty rented basement, and the greater wizarding world swiftly learned that third times are worst times.
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This is a story about a long war, a period of rest, and a final battle. This is a story about beasts, their forests, and the beings that guard them.
This is the story of Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, and all that they became for one another. Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Cannibalism Card(s): Nine of Wands
· ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽ Art ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ ·
🔮 Ace of Wands (G) 🃏 new chapter old wand who could’ve known we would find common allegiance Card(s): Ace of Wands
🔮 XV. THE DEVIL (G) 🃏 The Devil Tarot Card turned Drarry. Card(s): The Devil
🔮 Union (G, digital art) 🃏 The Two of Cups symbolizes unity, love, and strong connections based on mutual respect and attraction. Card(s): Two of Cups
🔮 Passion‑Fueled Interaction (G, digital art) 🃏 Card(s): Knight of Wands
🔮 X. Wheel of Fortune (T, digital art) 🃏 Card(s): Wheel of Fortune
🔮 The Fool (G, digital art) 🃏 Card(s): The Fool
🔮 Two of Swords (G, digital art) 🃏 Card(s): Two of Swords
🔮 The Empress (G, digital art) 🃏 A tender moment. Card(s): The Empress
🔮 Seven of Cups (T, digital art) 🃏 drowned in illusion greedy sips of fantasy yet thirst still remains Card(s): Seven of Cups
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🔮 The Scrambling (E, 7k words, digital art) 🃏 Sometimes Draco got caught in a stir. A sort of a whirlpool. When it happened, he really didn’t know who to turn to. Warnings: Implied/Referenced Suicide, Explicit smut, Terminal Illnesses and Death reflections Card(s): The Hermit
🔮 Fishbone Cafe [FIC] & Fishbone Cafe [ART] (E, 11.4k words/G, digital art) 🃏 There’s a new employee at Draco’s favourite coffee shop. Card(s): Page of Cups
🔮 Pages [FIC] & Pages [ART] (E, 4.9k words/G, digital art) 🃏 Within an hour of meeting his new flatmate, Draco sleeps with him. Half Pride and Prejudice appreciation, half smut. Enjoy. Card(s): Page of Wands
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🔮 Minor Fall, Major Lift by tackytiger - a Podfic (E, 1hr7min) 🃏 Harry Potter is telling people’s fortunes in a tent in the Atrium at the Ministry Christmas party. Draco thinks Divination is a load of rubbish. But the cards never lie… Card(s): Ten of Pentacles (reversed), The Moon, Three of Cups
are they even drarry if they don’t beat the shit out of each other early on
art inspired by smol harry and draco after their squabble in When We Were Angels, Chapter 2 by @soliblomst ♥︎
My hyperfixation hasn't gone away by the way, everything's fine
(I'm going crazy)
Quiet evening 🐺💫

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Part one: Illustrations for @letteredlettered’s Away Childish Things, bound by @phoenixortheflame
Harry: Do you remember that one time 5 years ago when I-
Draco: Yes but go on.
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I’m not an artist sorry but I like our lovely boys
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Headcannon that Harry’s glasses aren’t prescription (because the Dursley’s couldn’t be bothered) and that his glasses are probably just the ones of some dead relative Vernon dug up from an old drawer, so that even with his glasses his vision is a bit blurry. After the battle of Hogwarts and everything, he decides to finally take himself to an eye doctor and get actual prescription glasses (he still chooses a pair of round frames because he’s just used to them) and is astonished by the level of detail in everything. He’s looking at everything. He grabs Ron’s face and is like, “Mate, you have so many freckles,” and Ron’s just like, “Yeah, duh?” And he goes back to Hogwarts for eighth year (he can actually read what’s on the board and comes to realize he doesn’t hate studying as much when he doesn’t have to hold the book two inches from his face) and all is going well until he spots Draco and just. stops. because Draco bloody Malfoy was not supposed to be that fucking pretty goddamnit. Shut up, Hermione, this is too a big deal Stop laughing Ron You don’t understand why is he so pretty this isn't right he’snotsupposedtobethatprettyMerlinstoplaughingRonthisisn’tfunny
Okay, fuck, this headcanon specifically has sold me on Drarry. I’ve been on the fence for five years- this was the push I needed, so thanks for that