lol butts

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

goddddddd FUCK mike huckabee

I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE FELT MORE ATTACKED

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

I will kiss my girl in public. I will hold her hand and I will act like any other couple does in public. If you do not support this you look the other way and leave my gay ass alone. I will never be ashamed to show my affection for the person I love

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia

I bet it was Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia.

mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly """pants""". MANTS™

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This hero deserves way more notes.

There should be a way to donate to this guy

Actually I spent some time and I found a link to donate to him. Click here to be sent to a website where you can donate to his efforts

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