overlordpringerx

I... I can't... This is just too funny...

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other 

Mineta: I need to let you all know that I’ve changed my Privacy Policy. I will no longer be keeping any of my thoughts private. I will now yell every single thought I have at the top of my lungs. There is no way to decline my Terms and Conditions. I am going to be yelling at the top of my lungs. There is nothing you can do to stop me

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This post radiates positive energy

Mineta: You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Denki from running plastic tubes all over the school and putting hamsters inside them. He was going to call it Tube City.

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Right in the kokoro!