Jackson Overland

WWhat?

Dude.

Just when I thought there was hope for me yet.

Heh? Oh what-- Oh no not tall brown hair and pretty like that. She's just a friend-- I personally think there's a lotta hope for ya.

Did you know that the cracks in a crocodiles scales are made by the skin stretching to support their length as they grow?

Did you know in satanic rituals virgins don't necessarily mean never have had sex it ust means never have been in another satanic ritual before?

Did you know that peeing on a jellyfish sting can actually cause the poison to spread in some cases?

Did you know camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the sand?

…Do yu have a concussion on top of the headache?

Maybe it's the pain my heart feels for you?

Because that’s something I’d rather not thing about. Ever.

Ooooh you'll never know if it was a yes, Mick. Never. Only I'll know. Hahahahaha. 

Dammit Jack, I was trying to forget the penis thing.

How do you forget two penises. How?

If it feels that bad why don’t you take something for it now? I can’t trust myself to make you something but I may have something left over from the shop in town.

Lie two full on penises. Two. Two sets of nuts for double the fun! Because I'm a stubborn asshole- I'll be fine.

Oh, sorry.

No problemo, mi amiga.

Why the face?

Headache.

Problems such as? Athena asked, nudging him lightly with her elbow. You’d be a pretty interesting person then. I think mine was like.. Jesus, something to do with mythology and a bunch of numbers.. goddessathena524.. Yep that’s it. Right, I hope they have my backpack. I don’t think they broke your phone though, I think the police are usually good about that.

Uh mostly because I'm going to have to fly you back to Athens, and my dad is going to bitch at me because I was tlaking to him on the phone about something important when I got hit, Jack rubbed the back of his head.  Goddessathena-- how clever of you. I'm pretty sure I don't remember mine..... Nope. he snorted slightly. Yeah but who knows if it was the police that have my phone. What if whatever took me took it with them. I mean come on, I paid for that!