Evolving in Reverse

...That's what bothers you, that's the one thing? Really?

Maybe it’s the pain my heart feels for you?

Ooooh you’ll never know if it was a yes, Mick. Never. Only I’ll know. Hahahahaha. 

...Do yu have a concussion on top of the headache?

How do you forget two penises. How?

Because that's something I'd rather not thing about. Ever.

Lie two full on penises. Two. Two sets of nuts for double the fun! Because I’m a stubborn asshole- I’ll be fine.

Dammit Jack, I was trying to forget the penis thing.

No problemo, mi amiga.

If it feels that bad why don't you take something for it now? I can't trust myself to make you something but I may have something left over from the shop in town.

Headache.

Oh, sorry.

Why the face?

Girl with an appetite, not bad. 

Right. Michael nodded cheerily, bouncing around the kitchen like an energizer bunny on speed. So... what do you want with your pizza? She asked, pulling down plates for two. Water, soda, juice... liquid courage?

I’ve met messier men, it’s nothing to worry about. Wolves do have meatier appetites than we vampires do, we prefer, liquids. But it sounds delicious.

Oh I'm fairly organized when I want to be, I only meant the fact that I had ordered 3 pizzas fro myself. 

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Little bit boring, but I can’t help and agree sometimes. 

It's nice too meet you too. Um, you're gonna think that I'm a pig but I got pepperoni, cheese and bacon. Wolf girls gotta eat, you know?

With a face like yours? Shouldn’t be hard to get the pizza delivery guy to sleep with you.

Aw, you're sweet. Could have, but I'd rather watch pron than reenact it.