only suck someone's ass if they're nice 2 u

geoff, looking into the first aid kit: why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?!

awsten: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

geoff: hey otto so uh,, i noticed 20 dollars missing from my wallet. know anything about that ?

awsten, walking in, angerly, holding a belt: what the fuck is this ???

2011 awsten: You're from the future?

geoff: being called daddy is gross

awsten: oh my god oh my god who are you wearing ???

travis: i don’t need friends they disappoint me

awsten: y’all motherfuckers don’t know about my knife shoes.

awsten, picking up farore: your spawn is developing nicely, geoff! does it vore solid foods yet?

awsten: i have heterochromia

awsten: ..in this world...it’s yeet or be yeeted