"It's time to throw down!" "

I wonder if anyone would notice if I came back.

“Is underwear even important? I just wear the tight boxers cause they feel softer.”

“I have a Rhyperior. Bring it on-” The fourth wall came and slapped the fucking shit out of devon, knocking his ass off into the sky. 

“My mom planned to have me. Least I wasn’t a failed abortion. The birth certificate was simply a apology from the condom company. “

“Very funny. Your dad’s condom must have been bigger then your personality.”

“I guess this means your vagina is a waste of space, Since I keep seeing nothing but TRASH get drawn into it!” 

“Twitter? The only thing i’d Tweet is “Deleting my account to go to myspace!” Did you know you always have a friend on myspace but it’s not guaranteed on twitter? I have tom. I always have tom~” 

“You guys ever here of this place called MYSPACE?! “I mean, have you heard of something else called ARCEUS!? ITS JUST AS GOOD!” 

“Devon Rainer! Pleasure to meet you, Rin!” He shook her hand calmly, smiling big as he sat next to her. “Want somethin’ to drink? I know it helps me feel better.” 

“Well, you have not seen one, so how do you know?” He asked, as he crossed his arms. “Oh! What’s your name by the way? I’m Devon Rainer!” 

“But there is no mirror around...wait, YOU WERE BOTHERED BY A VAMPIRE?!?!?!” Dev vampires have no reflection! 

“Who? Who would go and ruin a kind looking person’s day? Where is he?” He said, looking around as he glared, looking around. Annnnd....he was dense. 

“Well, Someone is in a good mood it seems.” He says, blinking to the girl as he was a bit curious why she would be so uptight. “What, tough night of no sleep?”

“It’s like asking yourself what your name is. It’s you, Rin.”