Objectively correct sexuality tier list.
Alright I'm joking and I'd actually really like to see what you guys think for sexualities and see your headcanons. I'm actually gonna be rebloging with a link because my posts with links never show up in tags. So keep an eye out for the reblog if you want to make one of your own.
Now going a little more in depth...
Billy is closeted and definitely CEO of "please assume I'm straight". He knows damn well being gay is frowned upon by many and is afraid of how Sal would view him. He doesn't know Sal's view on homosexuality and for all he knows, Sal could be homophobic. He tries to be a jackass to almost every dude he knows besides Sal because he thinks that doing so will suddenly make him less attracted to them.
Primis Richthofen is not very open about his sexuality, though he has told a few people he can trust. He became more open when everything with the zombies happened since he is less likely to face judgement from his peers.
Stuhlinger thought he was straight for the longest time and eventually realized that, yeah...maybe he isn't a straight dude.
Ultimis Richtofen is gay and super open about it, now more than ever since he is around people who are less likely to judge. He does not give any shits what anyone thinks of his sexuality. Willing to experiment with women but he for certain likes men.
Marie and Olivia had both thought they were straight until they developed feelings for each other and realized they're both into women. They're not very open about it and neither Drostan or Jefferson know.
Both Dempsey's have a preference for women but if they find a man attractive they will not hesitate to say something about it. Usually they try to mask it as "a friendly compliment" even though it's not. Ultimis Dempsey had a secret relationship with Peter.
Finn hated himself at first when he found out he was bi due to being raised in an incredibly homophobic family (which yes, is a headcanon of mine). He had no clue until he caught feelings for Billy but he tries to keep them secret and doesn't say anything to anyone about it. Even then he still found women aattractive and still loved his wife as well. Overtime he just came to accept the fact that he isn't straight.
Misty is bi with a preference for men. It's the same situation as Dempsey that if she finds a woman attractive she will say something about it. She actually had a girlfriend at some point but doesn't mention her because it hurts to say anything about it.
Jessica is bi but constantly questioning if she is actually pan. She's definitely willing to have a relationship with anyone but definitely prefers women. She just feels more comfortable with them.
Nero is pan and has no preferences. He hasn't been with anyone but his wife but he knows for certain that he'd be willing to get with just about anyone as long. (Obviously as long as their an adult).
Ultimis Nikolai prefers men over women but definitely likes both. He dates women more often due to having a harder time finding men who aren't straight, and being gay was much less accepted.
Primis Nikolai actually prefers women and is actually hesitant to get with men, even with the whole zombie thing going on he is afraid of what people have to say. Mostly because of the amount of shit going on, he doesn't need some homophobic asshole adding onto the stress.
Scarlett is bi with no preference. She's definitely closeted and nobody knows she is bi.
Marlton is heteromantic asexual (romantically attracted to the opposite sex, but not sexually attracted to anyone). Not gonna lie I don't have anything else to say.
Takeo and Al are both biromantic asexual and are both very closeted. Al is bound to be more open around people who are accepting of LGBT+ people.
I actually headcanon Floyd aromantic asexual. He doesn't really feel sexual or romantic attraction towards anyone, even after experimenting a bit.
To be honest I view most Apothicans and Keepers and stuff to either not particularly have a sexuality or be aromantic. They don't really feel any romantic attraction, though some can.
Ultimis Takeo doesn't really feel any romantic attraction but has questioned himself often. He doesn't have much time for relationships anyway.
Diego is straight though some people have thought he was bi because he was willing to compliment men on their looks. He fully means it in a platonic way though.
Jefferson is straight and probably had a wife. I don't know enough about him to say much more.
Maxis is straight and he was one of the very few people who knew about Richtofen (at least, in the case of Primis). He was very uncertain of it at first but grew to be more accepting.
Drostan is straight and doesn't really care for anyone else's sexuality.
Sal is straight and was raised in a homophobic family. He himself has a lot of mixed feelings on homosexuality and if the topic were to ever be brought up (which, often times it wasn't) he would stay silent the whole way through.
To be honest I didn't know where else to put Bruno, and uh, same with Shaw.
Russman is straight but he just doesn't care about who other people love. He just minds his own business.
Jack is the same as Russman. He is straight but just minds his own business.
Not sure where to put Samantha but probably straight and accepting. By the way, this tier list was made before Cold War came out so that's why the adult version is not an option.
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