2% Darry

Dally:

He can’t grow any form of facial hair

Like- at all

The gang absolutely rip him for it

So he had the bright idea to go as Hitler for Halloween

Because “wElL hE hAd A mOuStAcHe”

No one had the guts to tell him that maybe dressing as a Nazi dictator wasn’t the best idea

So there he was

Walking around Tulsa dressed as Hitler-

Ponyboy

Would probably go as a character from a book him and Johnny read

Steve would say something like “tHaTs A bIt WeT”

He’d probably like the costume but Yknow it’s a chance to get at Ponyboy 🤷

Darry would make his costume by hand

Johnny: big simp

Soda

He would definitely be something stupid

Like a pumpkin

Not just a pumpkin face drawn on a shirt

No

A huge pumpkin

Nevermind i just found That

Soda is a Peice of bacon

Steve

He would want to do something normal

*boring

But no that’s not happening

Him and soda are fucking bacon and eggs

Darry

He probably wouldn’t want to dress up

But the gang would all save up

And buy him a superman costume

A tight one aswell just so he could show off his muscles 😎

Johnny

He obviously wouldn’t be able to buy one

And he’d ask Darry to make him one

But he thought it would be a burden

So he’d be a sheet ghost

Ngl he pulled it off though

Two-bit

You already know he’s joining Soda and Steve with their stupid costumes

Mans a parsnip

He would’ve been Mickey Mouse

But he was that last year

edit. guess who’s fucking in love with the concept of latino italian-american modern!johnny!! did you guess me? if you did,, huzzah. youre entirely correct

warnings. mentions of abuse, cussing, bullying, etc

side note. these are modern hcs

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- he’s a mess in the kitchen & he’s not crazy about cooking tbh? because his mom used to make him do it all the time so now it bothers the shit out of him

- his stomach is a fucking black hole tho. this boy could eat for years

- he doesn’t like reggae/reggaeton music because his mom used to play music in the house and he can remember times she would hit him when certain songs were playing

- a lot of hispanic boys end up playing sports and i gotta say this kid is phenomenal at soccer

- dally used to make jokes about how johnny was “exotic” (because he’s dallas and we all know we would) until cherry was hanging around with them one day and he said something about johnny’s ethnicity and cherry told him to watch his mouth

- if anything he just makes more jokes

- whatever gets her more fired up

- johnny doesn’t mind it even though everyone thinks it’s fucked up sjdvjdn

- johnny speaks spanish!! literally i love my bilingual baby boy oh my god

- cusses in spanish too

- it works out well because he keeps up this image of being very pure and soft because nobody knows that when he stubs his toe he’s yelling “BALLS”

- he’s very superstitious!!

- i was raised superstitious, but most of the superstitions i’m used to are derived from cuban culture, so forgive me if these don’t match up with him

- i headcanon johnny to be either peruvian/columbian/venezuelan so these may not be accurate to these respective cultures

- he always has to wear socks in the house

- at this point it’s out of habit

- because in a lot of latin cultures you have to wear socks in the house because the cold floors will get you sick!! and he doesn’t want to tempt fate

- if any of the guys have a girl over at the curtis house he won’t let them set the purses on the floor because it typically means you’ll lose money

- so someone will go to set down their bag and johnny will catch it when they’re not looking, right before it hits the ground

- he makes a bomb ass cafe con leche (coffee & milk)

- his little cafecitos could stop wars i swear to god

- darry typically likes his coffee bitter but johnny always makes it sweet and darry NEVER complains bc it’s just That Good

- he doesn’t know what “no space” means

- this boy plays tetris when he’s putting away dishes like if there’s room in the cupboard for these four thousand tupperware lids you can bet he’s gonna fit them all in

- sometimes when he’s nervous she slips up and answers questions in spanish

- a couple times people have thought he just didn’t speak any english

- sometimes kids at school give him shit

- all the stuff like “go back to where you came from” and honestly he hates it but it doesn’t bother him much anymore

- like he’s heard worse so he just ignores it

- twobit’s always offering to beat the racist kids up at school though and johnny is like “nonono relax dude”

- he keeps up with soccer scores religiously on his phone during the finals

- wears his jersey on game day even if he can’t be watching the game bc he’s busy

- when he IS watching the game, him and the boys watch together (pony’s never interested and soda and steve can’t quit slap-fighting but whatveer)

- he SCREAMS when they make goals

- the guy who sort of narrates the entire game always speaks mad fast spanish and no one ever knows what the fuck is going on

- sometimes johnny even gets lost

- johnny and darry can have little conversations in spanish because darry took two years of it in high school

- don’t get me wrong darry sounds VERY white when he speaks it

- and he doesn’t know much of it

- but they still try

- johnny’s regular phrases include but are not limited to: “ay dios” (oh, lord) “no me digaaaaa” (gossipy, like no way/don’t tell me!!!) “ya no puedo mas contigo” (i cant with you)

- the boys do NOT understand his culture’s food but most of them love it

- soda: “why do you eat bananas with meat?”

- johnny: “why do you eat jelly with eggs?”

- soda isn’t skeptical though he’ll eat anything and steve and two-bit are right there with him

- darry will have to cook the food with johnny’s recipe because johnny doesn’t like to cook so

- johnny will be helping him prepare the stuff to make it and he’ll be like

- “hey, darry, man, what spices do you got?”

- “uh. salt?”

- “*chokes*”

- in the end latino johnny is a blessing & i love him :) thanks

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goofy boys?

i actually really like this ask- it’s not your typical request and i think it’s important because we tend to romanticise the boys. this was one of my favorite things to write, thank you so much :)

i do want to clarify- Soda is the best boyfriend out of the gang, and your relationship would be the healthiest. but nothing is a perfect 100

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~Soda likes hugs and kisses and romance, which is great, but he doesn’t know when it’s appropriate for those things vs. when it’s not

~He tries to kiss you and (sorry) have sweet sex when you’re sad or angry, when really what you need is to rant and talk to someone

~Soda loves girls and loves dating, and so it’s sometimes hard to shake the feeling he’s only dating you to be in a relationship (and to some degree, it is- that’s how all Soda’s relationships start)

~It’s really hard to have a conversation with Soda about the future because he doesn’t want to even consider a world without you, and he gets very upset if you even imply you may not be together 

~Sodapop feels inadequate because you finished high school and he didn’t. He feels as though you’re smarter than him, like he’s holding you back and not good enough for you

~He feels even worse when you explain you don’t have to be good at school to be smart

~It’s an argument you can’t win, you just have to hold Soda and wait for the feeling to pass

~Soda just feels like he doesn’t deserve you, period. This type of insecurity makes a relationship harder than you would think, it results in a lot of feelings shoved down until he just explodes

~Soda is always going to worry you’re cheating on him 

~He hates himself for this, he knows you wouldn’t, but he can’t help himself after Sandy

~In terms of other people, Soda places you very close to his #1 priority

~This is hard on the gang, particularly his brothers and Steve

~They feel like all of Soda’s free time is dedicated to you, and that he doesn’t think of them first or even remember them sometimes

~All of the above happen very rarely, and by far the biggest problem in a relationship with Soda is arguments

~They don’t happen often, but you reconcile not long after they happen

~Basically, every argument you have with Soda is left unresolved because he won’t talk about the subject anymore 

~He’s afraid of fighting again so he shuts you down when you try to bring up the subject again

~This means you can never discuss the big important things: what your future looks like, why you don’t think Soda should fight, why Soda can’t completely trust you

~All in all, the root of problems in a relationship with Sodapop all come back to an insecurity from Soda about himself and a fear he has of losing you 

IF PONYBOY WERE A SOC OMFG

lmaooo okay so i’m 17 and i’ve only ever been drunk once, so this is as accurate as i could make it!!! 

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Darry:

~Darry gets very quiet when he’s drunk 

~He usually finds somewhere to sit and proceeds to just glare at everyone

~If you didn’t know him were to see Darry staring at you when he’s drunk, you would be kind of nervous- until he knocks some dude giving you trouble out cold

Sodapop:

~Sodapop turns into a QUEEN when he’s drunk

~Gets loud and laughs to much

~Hits his friends on the chest/shoulders every six seconds

~You were 100% going to win the karaoke challenge until Soda showed up with “Fergalicious”

~”My feet hurt Steve, I gotta take off these heels…”

~”Soda, you ain’t wearing heels”

~”STEVE, I thought you liked these ones! I picked them out special for you…”

Ponyboy:

~”I’m nAwT DRUNK”

~Has trouble walking

~Gets very cuddly and nuzzles his face into anyone who he can reach

~Pony is the type to get drunk off white wine (lame) 

~He holds his half-empty (sixth) glass and keeps talking about how warm it’s making him

~”Listen… you know that song? ‘Baby’? HE was a baby when he wrote it… That takes so much talent… Can you imagine all that talent? Incredible”

Johnny:

~Gets all burp-y and hiccup-y

~Drinks like, three gallons of water

~Johnny gets really hungry when he’s drunk

~He tends to wander into kitchens and search for snacks

~Cries when you tell him there aren’t any gummie bears

~Goes into the middle of the street and sits to look up at the stars

Steve:

~Does not leave Soda’s side

~”CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG”

~Tells the story behind his tattoo a minimum of four times

~”Girls… What are we even… We’re 17, we ain’t gonna marry ‘em anyway…”

~Steve is the type that bartenders give fake shots to after awhile

~Does the thing where he blows over the mouthpiece of an empty beer bottle so it makes a whistle-y noise and is utterly amazed by it

Dally:

~Loses any depth perception 

~Tried to hit on some girls and thought he put his hand on the table, but missed and he face-planted

~”It’s on me” Dally says, despite have maybe six more dollars in his pocket

~Looks to get into fights

~Crashes on a park bench if he can’t find one

Two-Bit:

~Is really happy if he’s with a group; but horribly sad if he’s by himself or with someone one-on-one

~Gets mad at himself for drinking again and chucks his beer can away

~Is on his hands and knees searching for it less than a minute later

going by book, you wear his ring instead of his saint christopher

long nights in the T-bird

buck got annoyed when dal kept asking for the car but dal shut him up in typical dallas fashion

picks you up from the high school

when you walk outside and see him leaning against the car, everyone stops

you like the rare times he dresses in lighter clothes

pine green shirts, denim, white shirts and leather

loves how bad ass you are and vice versa

you kiss his nose (in private) and he kisses your neck

you started smoking Winston cigarettes because of him

you smoke when you miss him as well as steal and walk around the city

only time you’ve cried was when he went to jail

he actually cleans up his behavior so he can get out sooner for you

but he’d never tell you, you just know

he won’t allow visits, it’s torture for you both

if dally leaves the curtis house, you go with him, no question

inseparable

arguments get really heated but he knows you are hard to break

so when you do break, he knows it needs to stop now

you introduced him to enjoying the senery and sights

nsfw, sometimes you have to slow him down during sex

if he seems like he’s rushing or too eager, you cup his cheeks

“hey” you make him look at you “i ain’t goin’ anywhere”

you intertwined your guys’ fingers

“let’s just enjoy our time together”

but you let him have his quickies when he needs them

not to say you don’t enjoy it

and way too much public sex

although your the main instigator because you love when you can get him flustered

you’ll be at the dairy queen with the gang and sitting beside him in the chairs

you put your hand on his thigh and creep closer

his leg jerks up and bangs the table

“what the hell was that?”

“nothing” he growls

you giggle

but it bites you in the ass when he pulls you into the bathroom and yours hips will be bruised for a couple days

dallas puts a cigarette behind his ear

and you put a flower behind yours

although sometimes you’ll have to steal his cigarette and claim it as yours