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Starscream: I was walking now, I was thinking about you, I didn't see the cable on the floor and I fell. I almost broke my leg.

Megatron: Can you walk?

Starscream: Yes.

Bee: And I have a little secret.

Smokescreen: So, are you bulging up again or what?

Bee: How do you know? It's not a secret. I have to share with you, in short, I'm a bad bot. It was me who put gasoline in your energon a couple of weeks ago.

Smokescreen: That's how I know it, it's no secret to anyone.

Starscream: Damn, the hose keeps falling down.

Miko: "the hose is constantly falling" This phrase precisely explains why Starscream does not have a girlfriend.

Miko: Can I insult Starscream?

Knockout: Oh, believe me, everyone does it here! Just so that our "dear" commander doesn't hear it.

Miko: Ha, yes, I have a whole list of insults against him!

*Megatron enters the bridge of Nemesis*

Starscream: It's not me!

Megatron: What did you do, bitch?

Starscream: Me? Nothing.

Megatron: Then why are you making excuses?

Abbadon: I'm already sick of tea.

Azrael:

Death at this moment:

Strife: Is it scary?

*Y/N hit him with a frying pan and asked*

Azrael: Do you love anyone at all?

Death: If you did everything right, we wouldn't be worried about whether our brother is alive right now.

Strife: I'll deal with everything.

Fury: Ugh, fuck, what was that?

Y/N: Eh...the expression of my feelings?

Fury: Disgusting.

Y/N: ...

Fury: ...

Azrael: It's really terrible.