out of context top gear quotes

What have you done with my knob?

James, stop fingering the studio.

Have you ever considered... The meaning of life?

It's not like we've ever upset anyone.

Good news! I have secured some top secret film taken inside the factory of the new Dacia Duster being made.” “Excellent! Excellent! Anyway…

So ‘running’, then ‘stop’.” “That describes most breakdowns really.

[The forensic team have] actually already discovered that your car used to belong to a Muslim man from Birmingham.” “What, they can tell that just by swabbing the seats?” “No. They found a letter.

Land Rover Discoveries are driven by murderers.” “Ah, now…” “What?” “I'm going to have to pull you up on that, as I think you'll find murderers drive a Renault Espace.” “Well, Kenneth Noye was a murderer, he had a Land Rover Discovery.” “So he may have done, but Harold Shipman drove a Renault Espace, Fred West drove a Renault Espace, Peter Sutcliffe drove a Renault 16.” “That's only because the Espace hadn't been invented.” “Exactly.

I don't want to be beheaded on the Internet.

If you are clinically insane - by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion - here's your car.

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.

It's called 'Ninety Mile Beach' because it is exactly 55 miles long.

Back to this ‘head coming off’ business…” “Yeah.” “Presumably what happened was the car, what? Dug in, flipped, rolled?” “Several times.” “…Head came off.” “Yeah.” “Couldn’t the same thing happen to us?” “Ooh, I shouldn’t think so.” “…Right.

You know sometimes, when a thought pops into your head? You should kinda leave it there, and not put it out in the world.” “Did I just say that all out loud, then?” “Oh, yes mate, sorry, you did.” “God another thought's just popped into my head, 'bout how like the cat in Shrek 2 you look like.

Well… it's been good. I met Jodie Kidd. And Stephen Fry.

Do you swerve to avoid rabbits?” “Never. Do you?” “No.” “Foxes?” “No!” “No?” “…Children?” “I do, I do… Children, yeah. I have swerved to avoid children.” “You see, you see, you're too soft for this game.