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Georgia Warr

“So that’s how I end up building a cardboard tractor in our living room.”

Pip: ROONEY

“The Ark look like the rebels you’d want to stick with if you landed in Hell.”

“I still don’t trust you young people and your... what is it? ‘Tumble’?”

“WE’RE ALL WEIRD!”

“With the word ‘moment’, she waggles her fingers, as if casting glitter into the air.”

“I am jump-scared awake at 11.14 a.m. by Juliet making a sound resembling that of a goose passing into the afterlife.”

“This conversation was so irrelevant to my life that I had been pretending to text for the past ten minutes.”

“Did I not tell you that I’m a magical anime girl?”

RADIO @UniverseCity

“I kind of have a little cry about it for five minutes. Just a minor cry.”

“The Disney logo appears on screen. Already I can feel my eyes bleeding.”

Georgia: So stop erasing my identity and tell Pip you like her.