Out of Context Jeff

“Slaughtering cultists is its own reward.”

“Look, sometimes you gotta dig deep to find traces of demon-worship. Sometimes it’s in the spleen.”

“God I love shooting someone in the back.”

"Sounds like it’s time for a necromancy arc.”

“As long as they kept answering their emails I might have no idea that one of my students had died.”

“That’s because D&D is just a couple drinks away from an orgy.”

“I will be a pre-industrial Pornhub.”

“A brick-and-mortar store that sells butt-plugs - Dora the Explorer themed butt-plugs.”

Jeff: “I am 100% sure that Kavanaugh is guilty.”

Me: “Why’s that?”

“Geez, that’s straight-up Communist propaganda, but nonsense. Yeah, that pretty much describes They Might Be Giants.”

“I don’t know which of your players named their character ‘Slinki Malinki” but thank you for killing them.”

“Like BLT. You know,bacon, legs, and tamagotchis.”