blub.

"Woah dude, you could like... do your laundry on that!"

"I wanna staple Chan's shirt to his pants"

''He has a really nice butt tho''

That's like a neck vibrator

My blacks don't match. I look like a bad emo.

I wanna be as beautiful as this popcorn

"There's exactly one difference between us, Anne. You look like a potato and I am a potato."

"Left Twix is constantly touching the cucumber. My uwus"

"LISTEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS FACE"

"You're very angry for someone so small. 80% hate."

"Ow I just hit my head and now I'm seeing stars... Oh hi Felix!"

"It's so shitty that I can't chain anyone to my bed"

I'm a Capricorn moon and rising. I hate caps. I also hate myself. What a coincidence.

"ANNE YOU LOOK LIKE A TAMPON I'M SORRY"

''as long as he doesn't steal my mozzarella sticks''

"I wanna wrap myself up in silver foil and lie down in the microwave. It's nice and warm there"

'That's like me texting someone hi and then immediately sending a dick pic'