the last two remaining braincells of dnp

THERE'S A MAN IN THE ROOM - Dan Howell

Retract the piss - Phil Lester

Jesus does not like you, Daniel - Phil Lester

I would go to Poundland with Anthony Padilla - Dan Howell

Phil can cream on command - Dan Howell

Can I get a slit in the chat? - Phil Lester

Moon butt, I'm not having fun - Dan Howell

Den hinged hill though - Phil Lester

They love a bust, in a yasss kind of way - Phil Lester

If you are an ugly dead stick, keep watering yourself, and eventually, you will blossom - Dan Howell

Any of you non binaries could be a medical professional - Dan Howell

The lava lamp is a hundred percent bi - Phil Lester

Phil Lester, you are mildly observant - Dan Howell

Don't cry, shaft - Phil Lester

I already started a family in that hole - Phil Lester

Me and Phil are so cooked mentally. We have reduced into a single broth. We are like the most diluted French sauce mentally - Dan Howell

Do you not miss the rough of the green on your head? - Phil Lester