"Let the punishment fit the crime."

i should have known it was a set-up.

                             ❛     Hey those are real ya know !  Don’t touch my gear will ya ?     ❜

“I think I got this Lady Hawkeye. ...What’s this one do?”

Fan Cast: Drew Roy random aesthetic for: outlawedredbird   

[txt: jaybae] oh no, roy was particularly sensitive about that area. [txt: jaybae] sometimes he was just no fun at all B/

Proceeds to throw it in a nearby river for it to never to be seen again.

Red Hood The Lost Days

« Our time is running out You can’t push it underground You can’t stop it screaming out How did it come to this? You will suck the life out of me »

                          ❝   Do you need me to kiss it better for you tough guy ?   ❞

“Nah. I’m a ‘tough guy’ remember?”

                           ❝   One time Jason, just like you said.                          I thought you liked tough chicks anyway.   ❞

“Sure I like tough chicks. My sternum? Not so much.”

                            ❝   Me ?  Wound you ?  Never Jason.  Wouldn’t dream of it.   ❞

“Uh huh. Sure. Way I remember it, last time you said that you followed it up with a knee to my sternum.”

                             ❝   One time’s all it takes for me to remember forever.              Oh Jay Bird, we both know you’ve taken harder hits than to be hurt by that.   ❞

“Yeah, yeah, rub it in. From criminals maybe. Never expected you to wound me so deeply.”

                          ❝   Oh come on, I was only going to say if you promise                    not to drop the eggs on my floor again.  Terrible waste.  You’re                                 cute when you pretend to be hurt by the way.   ❞

“That was one time Babs, one time. And who’s to say I’m pretending?”