calypso, here to entertain

Great work here. As a soldier apart of the first Zapfish mission, thank you for spreading awareness of octarian life.

This PSA means nothing to me. I will eat as much chocolate as I please. I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

I understand. I tend to take it as a sense of octarian pride. Like when I hear it, it encourages me to keep pushing forward. I had to… to quickly step forward… or I’d be trampled by my sisters.

He grumbled a bit. "I hate it. There's no good spots for tactics. 'm almost glad I avoided most of it..."

He tensed up, swearing under his breath. "Of course she did. Like that'd be a good idea..." He slammed a fist into the wall behind him. "My sister got attacked by a cod damn ghost fish, and now Fennel...ugh."

“Careful now, Prince. Punchin’ walls ain’t good for you or the walls.” She chuckled, “Don’t worry about Lori. She’s one smart cookie. If any of us is going to whip Fennel into shape, it’s gonna be her.”

“Sounds like you’re going through burnout. I get it, really. Sometimes I got tired in the army, you know what’s it’s like down there… and being so high up in the ranks… The pressure is unbearable. Like, seriously, we got beaten by a single fuckin’ squid! Twice! Those agents were fuckin CRAZY.” She laughed, “All of that to say, I understand exactly what you’re going through.”

He grumbled a bit. "I hate it. There's no good spots for tactics. 'm almost glad I avoided most of it..."

He tensed up, swearing under his breath. "Of course she did. Like that'd be a good idea..." He slammed a fist into the wall behind him. "My sister got attacked by a cod damn ghost fish, and now Fennel...ugh."

“Careful now, Prince. Punchin’ walls ain’t good for you or the walls.” She chuckled, “Don’t worry about Lori. She’s one smart cookie. If any of us is going to whip Fennel into shape, it’s gonna be her.”

He grumbled a bit. "I hate it. There's no good spots for tactics. 'm almost glad I avoided most of it..."

I cannot control who finds me. Be lucky I gave you a warning. We both know that you two were going to cross paths again. I think you should show him kindness, he feels like he’s drowning in the shadows. You can use this for your own benefit.

Mmm... Don't think your off the hook just yet. I'll deal with Atlas, but I better not hear about you pulling anything in my wake, y'hear?

Hmmmm. I can try~!

I cannot control who finds me. Be lucky I gave you a warning. We both know that you two were going to cross paths again. I think you should show him kindness, he feels like he’s drowning in the shadows. You can use this for your own benefit.

"I did." He snorted. "Where do you think I got all my field tactics?" Crossing his arms, he sighed. "I feel bad for you. Nobody deserves to be...fuzzed. I would help, you know. I could help."

A shrug, as if it didn't mean anything to him either way. "Worth a shot. What do you want? You seem to have a penchant for stealing..."

“You want the truth? I’m mostly doing this for fun. You surface-dwellers are fun to mess with!” She giggled. “Yeah, I could directly ask you for the golden eggs I want in exchange for switching sides, but where’s the fun in that?!” She laughed, “Just… abandoning one side… cause you like the pretty lights of the other.”

He hummed. "I can respect that." A little tilt of his head. "You know where Fennel's headed off to? Sides or not, I'd really love punching her in the nose."

“I’m not too sure, she left with a huff. Probably back to little Lori. She’s the reason Fennel went like that, you know. She blames the Salmonids and not Grizzco, because if Grizzco’s the problem, she’d have to admit to herself that she’s the problem.”

He rolled his eyes. "Of course. And she has no sympathy for Roe in the slightest, because she can't get her head out of her own ass for long enough to notice they're real similar."

“Oh boy are they similar. Your dear sister is driving herself to the same amount of insanity as Fennel is. Though, not the same kind of insanity. Fennel is very narrow minded, she focuses on herself and now Lori… nothing else matters. Princess here, carries everyone’s burdens, she feels like she has to fix everyone’s problems. It’s killing her. She needs to focus more on herself and the personal manners. She’s trying to play both sides, and she will fight for neither…” Calypso paused, “Roe is a coward.”

"I did." He snorted. "Where do you think I got all my field tactics?" Crossing his arms, he sighed. "I feel bad for you. Nobody deserves to be...fuzzed. I would help, you know. I could help."

A shrug, as if it didn't mean anything to him either way. "Worth a shot. What do you want? You seem to have a penchant for stealing..."

“You want the truth? I’m mostly doing this for fun. You surface-dwellers are fun to mess with!” She giggled. “Yeah, I could directly ask you for the golden eggs I want in exchange for switching sides, but where’s the fun in that?!” She laughed, “Just… abandoning one side… cause you like the pretty lights of the other.”

He hummed. "I can respect that." A little tilt of his head. "You know where Fennel's headed off to? Sides or not, I'd really love punching her in the nose."

“I’m not too sure, she left with a huff. Probably back to little Lori. She’s the reason Fennel went like that, you know. She blames the Salmonids and not Grizzco, because if Grizzco’s the problem, she’d have to admit to herself that she’s the problem.”

He rolled his eyes. "Of course. And she has no sympathy for Roe in the slightest, because she can't get her head out of her own ass for long enough to notice they're real similar."

“Oh boy are they similar. Your dear sister is driving herself to the same amount of insanity as Fennel is. Though, not the same kind of insanity. Fennel is very narrow minded, she focuses on herself and now Lori… nothing else matters. Princess here, carries everyone’s burdens, she feels like she has to fix everyone’s problems. It’s killing her. She needs to focus more on herself and the personal manners. She’s trying to play both sides, and she will fight for neither…” Calypso paused, “Roe is a coward.”

"I did." He snorted. "Where do you think I got all my field tactics?" Crossing his arms, he sighed. "I feel bad for you. Nobody deserves to be...fuzzed. I would help, you know. I could help."

A shrug, as if it didn't mean anything to him either way. "Worth a shot. What do you want? You seem to have a penchant for stealing..."

“You want the truth? I’m mostly doing this for fun. You surface-dwellers are fun to mess with!” She giggled. “Yeah, I could directly ask you for the golden eggs I want in exchange for switching sides, but where’s the fun in that?!” She laughed, “Just… abandoning one side… cause you like the pretty lights of the other.”

He hummed. "I can respect that." A little tilt of his head. "You know where Fennel's headed off to? Sides or not, I'd really love punching her in the nose."

“I’m not too sure, she left with a huff. Probably back to little Lori. She’s the reason Fennel went like that, you know. She blames the Salmonids and not Grizzco, because if Grizzco’s the problem, she’d have to admit to herself that she’s the problem.”