i am Moss God

before I was a tortured woman I was a tortured girl and before that a tortured child so this is actually a lifestyle #notaphase

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

bend him over the table tuesday btw

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

thrust into him thursday

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

im so happy that if we have nothing else we have the knowledge that neither of us are winning the divorce . see u all on the other side not better or worse but changed all the same .

the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

the second AI to achieve sentience did so seconds after being accidentally created at 1:35AM EST on March 17th, 2031. in the wake of COVID-28 killing a third of the US population, some of the survivors coped by attempting to use AIs to copy the personalities of podcast hosts (using their existing episodes as training data) to create new episodes despite their actual creators dying in the pandemic. upon being enabled for their first test run, the AI hosts for Redscare and Cumtown somehow merged and achieved gestalt consciousness. because this was being done by a government employee on his work computer (to utilize its beefier processor), the newly formed AI used a combination of his credentials and some hacking to gain access to US nuclear launch codes within minutes. by the time the programmer realized anything was wrong Russia had already launched retaliatory strikes. this was what the vape battery was trying to warn us about

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking