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We had just left the gas station, enjoying our drinks, Mom had a coffee, I had a Sprite fountain drink, and my brother had a Rockstar. We were listening to some Christian radio station, when we passed an area notorious for scrambling any type of radio frequencies (it was close to the hospital).

Mid-prayer, the announcer's voice turned dark and scrambled, jerky and stuttering before spitting out a three second screech before snapping back to normal.

My younger brother, being in the beginning phases of his 'cheeky shit' that's never quite ended, idly remarked "Satan's taking over Christian radio".

Mom was mid-drink of her coffee and upon Jay's statement, choked and performed the most perfect spit take in the history of spit takes.

Coffee was everywhere, the steering wheel, the dash, the window shield, just... Cheap, slightly burnt and over processed coffee in absolutely every possible nook and cranny in the front of the car.

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

"you were so fixated on what you could do, you never stopped to consider if you should."

Sooo....

Characters who hold names in an extremely high regard

Wether that is because their name was never given the respect it deserved, or maybe they never had one to begin with

Characters who exclusively call others by nicknames, but when they do call someone by their name, it’s so goddam meaningful

Who grant people nicknames with various levels of care, but quietly whisper their lovers name like it’s their most treasured secret

Characters who see a name, and see something much more

(Don’t know how coherent any of this is but I’m fleshing out my oc and brain go brrr)

First of all, it's not an accident, they straight-up plan a Friday-Night-Of-A-Three-Day-Weekend event of this. Everyone is curious, and Ukitake thinks it will be a funny way to celebrate his Birthday. He is correct: Yamamoto: Veteran of The Dank Arts, gets real high but not unpleasantly so. Would do it again next time he has a long weekend to enjoy it!

Sasakibe: Claims Ludwig Wittgenstein makes PERFECT sense now, attempts to write this philosophical revelation down but is thwarted by the jammed machinations of a clicky pen.

Soi Fon: Gives herself a hernia laughing at one (1) bad pun.

Yoruichi: Used to Urahara's Megaweed Edibles, so approaches the Gigaweed with undue confidence, declares This Edible Ain't Shit five minutes in and eats a second one. She has to be coaxed down from the top of the fridge where she's hiding from The Hatmen by bribing her with a can of Tuna. (Ukitake keeps the $21-a-can Good Shit in the house)

Omaeda: Creates a God-teir marinara Sauce, AND has the good sense to have Nemu pause her Game of Go and come into the kitchen to write down what he did.

Rose: Writes a magnificent new symphony, it's his best work ever, it's life alteringly beautiful, it's effervescent- When he sobers up, it's half a piccolo solo that barely qualifies as a ringtone.

Izuru: In the kitchen crying while eating an inadvisable amount of Omaeda's Spaghetti Marinara.

Retsu: Category Five Mukbang Incident

Isane: Thinks she's filming the Mukbang Incident, actually has her phone open to the calculator app.

Shinji: refuses to touch the Gigaweed because he "Owes The Hatmen Money" and nobody can tell if he's joking or not (he's not).

Momo: Literally Everything is HILARIOUS

Hiyori: Did not know it was possible to have a bigger, gayer crush on Momo, but she somehow opened up a new level of lesbianics. She calls it Gay 2.

Byakuya: Couchlocked for 24 hours straight.

Renji: Couchlocked right there with him, but able to text Izuru to bring them Spaghetti.

Komamura: Can't. Canine Weed Toxicity. (Relieved, offers to spend the weekend watching Toshiro and Yachiru so he has an excuse to go winter camping over the weekend)

Iba: Got High as FUCK. Found out later that the thing he actually ate was a Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

Shunsui: his alcohol tolerance actually makes his weed tolerance terrible so he's on the floor from jokingly licking the wrapper.

Nanao: Challenging people to knife fights (Romantic Intent).

Tousen: Immediately passes out because he managed to get his blood pressure down to normal levels, sleeps for 26 hours straight and wakes up feeling genuinely well-rested and in a good mood for the first time in two centuries.

Kensei: Gets his hand bitten at the Category 5 Mukbang Incident because he thought it would be funny to try to snitch off Retsu's plate.

Shuuhei: Attempting to refinance Shinji's debt with The Hatmen. Possibly succeeding?

Mashiro: Said "This Edible Ain't Shit", took a second, and appears to be unaffected. Playing Go with Nemu and winning.

Matsumoto: Makes the Hernia-inducing Pun. Will not STOP making Puns.

Hitsugaya: Being babysat by Komamura, would be madder about this if he wasn't also having a blast doing wintertime camping.

Kenpachi: Attempts to fight his own shadow, loses.

Yachiru: Also on the Wintertime Mountain Expedition, trying to talk Toshiro into joining her and Komamura on an Elk Hunt.

Ikkaku: Has done weed before, but only smoked it, but has a naturally suspicious nature and waits to see how Yoruichi does on her second edible, and avoids running afoul of The Hatmen.

Yumichika: Stays sober to collect blackmail on everyone. Actually films the Mukbang Incident for Isane

Mayuri: This is NOTHING compared to the Quantum Formaldymeth shit he's been on for the last century.

Urahara: from a prominent weed-growing family and lifetime connoisseur of The Herb. Takes one bite and realizes he's in deep shit, lies down on the floor next to Shuuhei and gives him terrible financial advice.

Nemu: Not chemically effected by The Edible but she loves A Group Social Activity so she's a little crunk on Social Recognition Euphoria and it's interfering with her game.

Ukitake, peeling his lieutenant off the floor: Y'all are wimps.

Kakashi: It was beautiful. I was there, Naruto was there, you wore green.

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Explicit Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Nedzu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Bullied Midoriya Izuku, Hurt Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Adult Midoriya Izuku, No Underage Sex, Alternate Universe - Age Changes, Analyst Midoriya Izuku, Smart Midoriya Izuku, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Morally Ambiguous Character, Morally Ambiguous Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Romance, romantic stalking, Unhealthy Relationships, Technically But In A Spicy And Good Kind Of Way, Eventual Smut, Happy Ending, Yandere Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, But We’re Honestly Fine With That, Yandere Aizawa For Izuku’s Fun And Profit, Love at First Sight, and that’s a threat, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dark, But Again In A Fun And Spicy Way, Nedzu Being Nedzu (My Hero Academia), Feral Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa “Nice To Meet You Let’s Get Married” Shouta, Aizawa “If Red Flags Were A Man” Shouta, Seriously Erasure Turns His Eyes Red In This As A Warning From The Universe Itself, Thankfully Izuku’s Favorite Color Is Red So …, 

Summary:

The door opens before Izuku can manage to say anything and then he feels frozen for an entirely different reason.

Because standing there, a bulging plastic bag in one hand, is …

“Eraserhead!” Izuku practically yelps as he abruptly straightens up, entirely too aware of the way his clothes are rumpled and his glasses are undoubtedly smudged.

Eraserhead pauses, lower lip pouting just a bit, before he arches a brow in Izuku’s direction.

“I thought I told you to call me Shōta?” Eras- Aizawa, because Shōta still feels so intimate, asks.

One: definitely yellow. Because I still sob when I think of Mae’s Hughes and his love for Gracie and Elicia

Two: Otterlinormal. That is the cutest username ever Otterliadorable more like

1.) Excellent choice

I will ship whatever I want. I will talk about those ships to like-minded individuals. I will write fic for them. Nothing and no one will ever stop me.

If you come into my space, click on fics and posts that are clearly labeled with a ship you don't enjoy/approve of, and then think you're somehow going to have the moral high ground by attempting to shame me over them, you're very much wasting your time.

I understand the difference between reality and fiction, I am mentally and emotionally developed enough to be able to draw those lines successfully and enjoy/create things in fiction that I would not approve of in real life.

If you are incapable of doing the same then that's on you.