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whats up you fuckin pussy welcome home
I would love a mod that changed all of the voice lines to make them sound like that.
"Yo, you chat with Gehrman? Guy was a hunter once, did some crazy shit, now he’s a teacher. Yeah not many people know the bastard. Now he just hangs around here, like a nerd... ...Fuckin looser...”
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i like the scp that’s just a tomato plant that throws its fruit at you if you try to make a joke
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Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.
@systlin
This guy has a whole website
It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT
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the game is called copy-reigen-when-he’s-not-lookin and dimple started it
How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds
ive been doing it wrong all these years
this is the single most accurate video about australia ever made from the grey hobo hair to the woolworths fabric bag
what the fuck
the baby like a pouch
this scene was a wild ride and deserved to be animated
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Smile! Yes there are digital cameras in the 1930s NO I am not answering anymore questions
@the-fandom-witch already posted this on her old blog, but she recently moved to a new one. Sad. So I’m posting it here ;^)
I love images edits for the Baccano! light novels just because the audience for them is so insanely niche
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER
Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why
Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender
Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?
Zuko: …excuse me?
Katara: [airbends away]
Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat
Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine
im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something
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I’m glad people can re discover this
the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’
A wonderful father
Omg his excitement is contagious 😭😭😭💕
@violet-nocturne 😭
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I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me
I will never grow sick of this
