âNotice for employees on the fifth floor, count your shadows. If you see one shadow, you are okay to continue on your shift as intended. If you see two shadows, please leave the floor immediately; you can return to your duties later. If you see three shadows, your contract has been terminated. Thank you -Management.â
An encounter shared with us from a former employee of a European hotel. This specimen is uniquely acknowledged by the people around it, which is remarkably rare, though the treatment of their employees leaves much to be desired. What happens with a third shadow is unclear, though we would suggest no one attempt to find out.










