I made a chickpea curry

It’s less than 200 calories for the whole plate

I used a whole tin of chickpeas, chopped tomatoes, a bag of spinage, one onion, one clove of garlic, turmeric, cumin and curry powder to taste

Plus a bag of cauliflower rice

I divided the whole thing into three portions (182 calories per portion, including the rice)

You there, yeah you fat ass. Don‘t you even think about eating that! Drop and give me fifty push-ups. Good, can see your goal of being skinny. Still thinking about eating that. Give me another 25. You‘re going to work that fat ass off! Even if it‘s going to kill you, I will make sure you reach your ultimate goal weight. Remember when you thinking about your crush/boyfriend/etc., no one want to have sex with a fat whale. So next time you think about eating that donut or candy bar remember how pathetic you looking yourself in the mirror and all you see is fat. You want success then you better stick with ana.

RASBERRIES YALL

they are 1 cal each 1 literally you would have to eat 100 to reach 100 cal for most peoples snack limit

Blueberries

- 2 medium size cucumbers (30 cals total)

- black pepper (0 cal)

- salt (0 cal)

- 1 tbsp lemon juice (less than 1 cal)

Oatmeal Cookie Thins

Ingredients

- 1/4 cup quick oats(75cals)

- 1/4 cup stevia brown sugar(0cals)

- 1/2 tbsp flour(12.5cals)

- 1/2 egg white(8.5cals)

Instructions:

1) preheat oven to 375 degrees

2) combine all ingredients into a bowl and mix until combined

3) place batter on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper, and flatten so that they are very thin

4) bake for 5-7 minutes, but keep an eye on them, they burn easily :)

5) remove from oven and allow to cool for 5 minutes minimum

-> they won’t come out hard but be patient, they harden as they cool

TOTAL - 96 calories

About 5cals each

Liquid fasting but want something substantial? SOUP

Want something warm and low calorie? SOUP

Wanna consume an entire can for under 250 calories? Yeah GET THAT GODDAMN SOUP

Want a reliable food that comes in SO MANY VARIETIES AND TAKES LIKE 5 MINUTES OR LESS TO PREPARE? SOUP BITCH

An entire can of tomato soup is 204 calories. Half a can with 3, 35 calorie crackers is under 300 calories and is mega filling, so like yeah

Reblog if ur a fucking #soupwhore