Oshawott knight

Maybe you should just ~let go~ of the hate

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

Still nothing compared to hoenn

THIS IS LITERALLY SO PERFECT WOW

STOP THIS

One upon

A time

A cat

Named Espurr

Wondered off

And ate

A magical

Burrito that

((Killed her))

So, Espurr

Yari glances towards where Ivy is, and gets an angered frown, getting out his spear and smoke bomb, not giving a care about his location, as he walks over to Ivy unnoticed and instantly points his spear to Ivy’s vital spots, holding his smoke bomb in his other hand in case needed. “I believe you remember me,” Yari growls out, bloody marks of what was previously written in his forehead still there, slightly hidden by his headband however.

Now of all times? Seriously? “Ugh,” I state, “Sorry…” I then try to bribe that stupid thief with a bunch of money… Well, the only money I have to be honest…

Yari scoffs, obviously angry, “Just money? Then you’ll have to do something more. I’m not a sadistic bitch like you.”

"WAS a sadist bitch," I quote him then start going on, "I am trying to grow up, and trying to stay away from my past, but my past behaviors still lurk inside me… Because I know I can’t put the past behind… And besides, if I didn’t consider you likable, YOU. WOULD. BE. DEAD!

Yari pushes his spear at Ivy slightly, growling, “Khk, you caught me off guard last time. But I’m ready at times like now, and at these times I would not be defeated nor killed by the likes of you!” as he attaches liquid nitrogen capsules to his spear.

"I’m a Bandit. Would I care about this place? Nope. As long as I get what I want. I wouldn’t give a second thought, really. I try not to become too noticeable by any employee of a place I go to.”

The librarian heard that and called security. "GREAT!" I shout at Yari, "NOW WE ARE BOTH IN TROUBLE!"

Yari glances behind, and immediately slices his spear at the left half of Ivy’s body, enough to leave a noticeable scar, and immediately spins around to run, noting, “You get off easy this time. I’m not in the mood to take more damage after what you had done.”

"Ugh," I state to Yari and then point towards the security, tying my pizzas in vines as I start running towards him, "I would like NOT to trust you, but in this case, we probably have to trust each other or both end in jail, as there is only one exit, and if I know, there is security there ALL the time, even when other stuff is happening."

"I don’t need help from you! I can get out easily," Yari states cockily, as he replaces his liquid nitrogen capsules with his smoke bombs, prepared to use them if needed.

"Yeah, I would like to see you reach the extremely high skylights" I point out to him. They were out of reach, even with the Spear flying method.

"Damn’s sake… Fine. Don’t think it means I’ll trust you though, nor wanting to help you!" Yari spat out angrily, prepared to do whatever was necessary to get out.

I made sure to start building the vines near the fire extinguisher and then made a way that if there were brave people, no damage other than a little burn damage will be done. I then wave Yari over.

Yari quickly dashes over, making sure to leave smoke bombs in his wake, now making sure to follow Ivy until they escape.

I break just one of the windows then tell Yari, “When you are off the vines, burn them.” I say as I tie the vines and then cut them away from my shoulders.

Yari quickly does as told, through pulling out a lighter in his bag in exchange for his smoke bombs, burning the vines as he gets off.

We were now on the skylight, as the police get the fire extinguisher and get the vines extinguished quickly. We did less than the amount of money I gave to Yari… But that meant I had to stay low for awhile… Which is bad because for one, I am becoming a vampire. And two, I have a pizza craving… This is no good. I then turn to Yari, “Shall we truce or just head our separate ways?”

Yari whistles, as his Dragoon flies next to the two, him jumping on it. “Separate ways,” he states bluntly, as he throws down a smoke bomb just for the effect as he flies off with his dragoon to get out of sight.

I was able to wave off the smoke to see Yari flying for a spilt second. I then vine away after seeing a police set a ladder to the skylights after rolling my eyes a bit. Now thanks to him I will have to hide for around 3 days… Wait… AH SHIT! I BECOME A FUCKING VAMPIRE IN AROUND 3 DAYS TOO!

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