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Hannibal 2x05 "Mukozuke"

And after that, Hannibal proceeds to exonerate Will from his accusations.

I mean, he could have done it before, but no. He has to wait until Will proves himself worthy.

"Did you really call the police?" "You bet your sorry ass I did." "My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me"

Duncan Vizla —  ・　𝓛aces & bows ( feminine!user )　・

“…He had no weakness, not truely, other than the nightmares of his past job that haunted his subconscious mind. Still, that was less of a weakness than it was merely inconvenient. There was one thing, though. One thing that made his indestructible fortress protecting Duncan’s vulnerability melt.

{{user}}. Or, perhaps more specifically, their femininity…”

AN — im sorry that this one took a while to make😓! i hope you enjoy talking to him, this was kind of fun to write, i might make a few of these w diff characters actually…

OH MY GOD??? CERVUS?!!?! HELLO????….. i think of you and your will graham bots daily…. UGH I RLLY LIKE YOUR HALLOWEEN BOTS BTW IM GONNA IMPLODE LMFAO

you are actually the ENTIRE reason i know who sophie woodhouse is, and the reason why i chose her for that bot…. thank you sm ily dearly

Duncan Vizla —  ・　𝓛aces & bows ( feminine!user )　・

“…He had no weakness, not truely, other than the nightmares of his past job that haunted his subconscious mind. Still, that was less of a weakness than it was merely inconvenient. There was one thing, though. One thing that made his indestructible fortress protecting Duncan’s vulnerability melt.

{{user}}. Or, perhaps more specifically, their femininity…”

AN — im sorry that this one took a while to make😓! i hope you enjoy talking to him, this was kind of fun to write, i might make a few of these w diff characters actually…

Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) // Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome