#4kidsandadog

My dog is the best and my kids are horrible..look at how terrified she looks and how happy my son is..#4kidsandadog #nationaldogday

I asked if he was tired and he threw his shoe at me and feel asleep on his chair #4kidsandadog

I told him to smile this is what he did....he's going to be a doctor #4kidsandadog

"Did you take the picture? Do I look cute?" #4kidsandadog

At @chuckecheese with the kids...on a Saturday #dontcryformeimalreadydead #4kidsandadog

Back stage at the UCB

#yelping Origin Story

He never sits still for a photo. That's him screaming "Optimus Priiiiime" #4kidsandadog

I tried to get the dog to face forward for like half an hour #4kidsandadog

#yelping

Yelp

Me irl

Chilling on a Sunday #4kidsandadog

Daddy can I take a selfie? #4kidsandadog

I asked him if he was tired and he said no #4kidsandadog

The most shocking thing about this photo is that one day more then one woman would decide to sleep with him #tbt

He does not pull off the make up well #4kidsandadog