No.1 Hosewater Enjoyer

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

Jorking your penis is completely free, but watch out

For what?

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,

Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

Haruhi really said “eat the rich and gender is a construct” in 2008 truly sincerely obsessed w them

“Yes Haruhi Fujioka” we all say in unison

that is hte best fucking stick ever

Holy shit that’s the best stick I’ve ever seen

O damn I’m on an art guide roll tonight

Savink 4 later :)

stopped driving somewhere and got frozen yogurt because i saw a sign for it. turns out you can just do that. like nobdoy can stop you

also it turns out theres no god. bummer

Drat! *snaps fingers in disappointment*

When people talk about brain cells this is what I imagine btw. If u care. Ur brain is a Petri dish of little single celled organisms. Fucker.