We can't jerk off or ibuprofen out way out of this one fellas

first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

how are these violent men supposed to improve my day

‘reminder that this ship is unhealthy and there is an abuse of power and it is not cute and actually really tragic’ yeah that’s why it’s sexy

does anyone know the essay or quote about cultural depictions of zombies and how they changed as societal fears change i.e. zombies in the 60s-80s were slow moving thralls out of fear of what like, corporate life and office cubicles would do to do us and now they’ve evolved into fast moving creatures due to our societal fear of becoming something else (i can’t quite remember this bit)

discovery made! “The Zombie as Barometer of Capitalist Anxiety” by D.T. Robb

its been nearly 13 years since 5x18 aired and not a single piece of media since has given me a shot that has popped as much pussy as this one did