Do you believe?

…Me?

Seeing as you were the one that both hissed at me and patched me up..

You wouldn’t go to the hospital.

I had a nurse by my side.

You are the laziest person I know.

I had cracked ribs. You can't possibly blame laziness.

You had a bed.

Couch was closer.

Well what else was it?

A couch to crash on.

That would have been seen as rude, considering it was your moldy bachelor pad.

It was one spot. And you can barely call that a bachelor pad. 

Blake, the spot was bigger every week.

I was in the cave most of the time--could've said something. Anything.

I tried very hard to ignore the mold in the bathroom, Blake.

I did something about that, alright? You could have at least said something.

Well obviously, you did not know me when I was living in the one bedroom, always damp apartment.

You mean like my apartment now? Pretty sure you'd still make even that work.

I see you still have your head.

I'm surviving. I see you're still doing well for yourself.

I AM CERTAINLY EXCUSING YOU.

Hello to you too, Selina.

DON'T YOU EXCUSE ME.