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just chewing catapillars and putting them back

Why do people even eat cigars, these things fucking suck the skin gets stuck in my teeth. Cigarettes are so easy you just swallow them

i've done it. the new deasease is coursing;through my veins i know it. my skinsa braaand new color!!! time to go outsideand bite people. ,y plan is working

would anynone notice if i went awat forever

being sick is actually sucks

all the salamanders ive eaten ever all reformed in thhe my bones and they wiggle around there and eat all the marrow. I know because they told me

bones hurt and are it chy

The cios still haven’t found me yet for the cheeto incident. Keep looking ass hole s!

Mom tells me to stop licking toads but i cant. Theyre so bitter and they make my tongue dry. It’s like oomonay or however you say it. Oo mommy. Omomy. Omamy.

God only lets people who have Guinness world records into heaven and i know this becuause he told me

When you can feel it in your skin 😁

One day I’ll fly away

I’ve started fucking the oil port on my car but there’s some thing stuck in there that keeps biting me. Any tips