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here i am trying to do my trial tasks and here comes bitchiya cockomolova jumping me from behind and humping me like a dog

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

tumblr stop MOVING. the BUTTONS.

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Imagine going on one hell of a Toxic Earth Fumes bender with no recollection of most of it, and once you come back to yourself you find out you've been the oracle of Delphi for the past five years and foresaw the destruction of Rome.

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust