i'm sorry women.

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.