be cool, soda pop

this MIGHT have something to do with me being gay, but I think women look better in suits than men do

you can tell that a coming out storyline was written by a straight person if one character says to the closeted character “its 2017″ as if homophobia ended when macklemore died in that thrift store. sorry to break it you karen but homophobia still kills lgbt+ people in the year twenty seventeen lmfao

paramore can keep making all that depressive pop about hitting rock bottom and how shitty it is to be an adult and i will eat it up every time help me dance through that depression hayley

sometimes i forget julie andrews is not actually royalty like i’ll be thinking ‘i wonder what julie andrews is up to rn’ and i’ll be like ‘oh probably queen stuff idk’

just a bitch who loves documentaries