Just Your Average Teen

Send 3 names and I’ll tell you who my muse would screw, marry, or kill

Screw: Moose (pls don’t kill me Midge)Marry: JugheadKill Kiss: Archie

“ —but you still didn’t answer my question. Why are you in my house? Better yet, how in the world did you even get in here? “

"You're mom... she... she um..." Ethel turned the moment he started moving. Her face nearly as red as her hair. "Our english teacher noticed you didn't take the packet home and since I live like... close... I had to bring it over. I'm so sorry you mom said I could just leave it in here I didn't... I didn't know you were... oh my god!"

“Oh shit, well would you look at that,” Joey let out a sarcastic laugh. Rolling her eyes, she looked over to see that the word “slut” had been largely written across the side of her car. “Looks like someone decided to give the good ol’ mom van a makeover. The orange spray paint really makes the red pop, don’t you think?” She asked the closest person next to her.

"Oh my god! That's horrible!" Ethel dropped her bag into the grass as she moved closer to the other girl. "I think my dad has some stuff to get that off in the garage. They... people used to do stuff like this to me all the time. Though it wasn't... that word." She didn't even want to look at it. Her own memories were fuel enough for her own nightmares.

ETHEL MUGGS

“Usted es un huevo. In Spanish, that means you’re very beautiful… Okay, I lied. I just called you a egg. I don’t know how to say anything else in Spanish, except that. So I could teach you how to say that, and we could just go around calling people eggs.“

"Wyatt... I am strangely totally okay with this plan. We should do it. Confuse the masses and insult them at the same time. It'll be perfect!"

Scar: Whops, wrong number.

Scar: I'm the tooth fairy.

EJ: Tooth Fairy?

ordinarilyaveragegirl:

“And it’s perfectly safe. It’s neatly disguised behind my lack of self worth and low self esteem.”

“take my word when I say. Keep it that way”

"I... I will! I promise!"

“We will never speak of that evil S word.”

"No we will not. And the clouds are passing... we might be in the clear. Which would be good cause I don't fancy looking like a drowned fat rat."

“Your optimism, is surely something we don’t have around here often”

"And it's perfectly safe. It's neatly disguised behind my lack of self worth and low self esteem."

“No simply just sticks it to the status quo”

"We can hope... I mean we have to right? We haven't got much else..."

“When you see clouds 99% chance it’s gonna rain and yes the sunshine was nice for once.”

"No no it could also mean that evil S word we never speak of."

“It’s Riverdale, it’ll never be nice for long”

"Just once I'd like it to stick it to the status quo."