new meet the artist!! last one i made like 4 years ago so a lot has changed
[Start ID: Self portrait of the artist against an orange/yellow gradient backgroung with white dots. The artist has short brown hair, blue hoop earrings, and is wearing light blue scrubs with black socks and sneakers. He is leaning with one leg bent and has one arm resting against his cheek and the other holding a stylus. A bubble in the left bottom corner has the artist's "equally buff wife in pocket" with an arrow pointing to them labeled Leo with a heart. Leo has short dark blonde hair and gold hexagonal glasses and is flashing two peace signs with sparkles. Text from left to right, top to bottom: STR:15 DEX:0 CON:7 INT:18 WIS:3 CHA:Autistic swag. Arrow pointing to artist: consumed by madness to grow a mustache. @ORDERFORBRIAN in large text. Bri/Brian. He/him. Medical education/research coordinator and anatomist. Has all the ranges of lesbian gender (femme, futch, butch). Became the smart stupid himbo slut he dreamed of. Arrow pointing to artist: got a Jerma haircut :/. LIKES with heart next to text. Working out (for pain and sexiness). Croissant donuts. Playing BOTW/TOTK for 3 hours straight. SEALS!! Drag kings. Jerma... DISLIKES with red X next to text. Chronic pain and fatigue. The imaginary clown my wife said haunts our basement. Arrow pointing to artist: lots of squats. End ID.]












