LOST in the TUNNELS

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

I was arrested for driving with a 0.8%+ dog residue concentration in my blood

i love Queen but man the worst thing she ever did was provide the Detarune fandom with that “there’s nothing wrong with him he’s just annoying” screenshot because Berdly is very much just an asshole sometimes lol

oh hey this is relevant again: the thing that really gets me about “they hated bro just for being a little bit annoying!!!” is that Susie and Noelle’s individual reasons for being iffy about Berdly actually say a lot about their characters. Susie has a complex about being stupid and uncultured, and upon seeing her and Kris entering a library Berdly cracks a joke about how it must be an emergency or something. Noelle has a complex about being weak and helpless, and Berdly apparently spends most of his time telling anyone within a five foot radius of him how Noelle is a fragile shivering damsel who needs him to tie her shoes for her. this isn’t Deep Lore, it’s all information that you get just by reading the game’s dialogue during a normal playthrough, and the fact that a lot of Deltarune fans have trouble analyzing the inner psychological workings of Susie and Noelle (two of the main characters) with the same amount of depth as they do Berdly (a side character who’s main purpose is comedic relief) seems to me like a sign of (trails off and doesn’t become audible anymore)

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again