insatiable masochist

My blog is just a guide for them on how to fuck me

sigh i need to work my pain tolerance back up

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

u can hurt me if itll make u feel better

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

Referring to subs as inanimate objects or by using it/its pronouns to dehumanise them.

Do you want to get really high together except I don’t smoke and you do it til you’re nonverbal, and I’m just fingering your mouth for the rest of the night? Let me know ok

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight