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Anthony Horowitz writing a teenager: hmm needs more trauma

Nick Diamond and Alex Rider casually trauma bonding over near-death experiences

#alex rider #the diamond brothers #the power of five #anthony horowitz

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Saw this and the FIRST thing I thought of was Alex Rider, I swear this book series controls my life.

#alex rider #it's either about him #or it's him saying #that's all the books

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theme song SLAPS

opossumezzy

It makes me think of World is Mine by Supercell ft Miku

Makes me imagine Alex at karaoke belting out 'SEKAIIII DE-' before being promptly shot in the chest

#alex rider #alex rider tv

When I hate people criticising my special interest but my special interest is Alex Rider

#alex rider #is alex a problematic fav #special interest #i hate being autistic sometimes

fortisloid

i haven't watched the tv series but i'm getting this kind of energy from it

opossumezzy

Yeah pretty much this but with more PTSD.

Then double the PTSD for the books lmao

#alex rider

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Yassen dying was probably the best thing to happen to him huh

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich #after 14 at least

caleblwidogast

i wonder how yassen gregorovich is doing i miss him

opossumezzy

Playing poker with John, Helen and Ian

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich

opossumezzy

You guys are sleeping on Alex/William as a ship.

Alex dating Jones' kid is hilarious. So is the idea of dating someone who has absolutely zero knowledge of dating but lots of knowledge on explosives and who has a very real reason to kill you

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characters to ship alex with ranked from least to most chaos potential (going off book canon so no kyra, also only including characters that he interacts with a good amount):

sabina pleasure

tom harris

paul drevin

james sprintz

freddy gray

sofia jones

william jones

julius grief

I don't ship alex with anyone, but I do enjoy chaos, so here y'all go.

You guys are sleeping on Alex/William as a ship.

Alex dating Jones' kid is hilarious. So is the idea of dating someone who has absolutely zero knowledge of dating but lots of knowledge on explosives and who has a very real reason to kill you

#alex rider #william jones

Oh boy! I like this Yassen character! I sure hope he'll be around a long time :)

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich

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Just got Nightshade Revenge, pretty excited

But I guess I'll have to put my reread of the series on hold until I've finished it. Though I've reread upto Never Say Die so I'm sure it's fine

#alex rider #reread #bghghrltgrhfj #woopwoop

Rereading Never Say Die and FUCK YEAH FOX IS HERE WOOOOO

#alex rider #ben daniels #the man #the myth #the small woodland creature

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Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

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Giggling rn. I just imagine a booming omniscient bleep sound coming from the heavens as he says it or something lmao

#alex rider #help my mans been censored #let him say fuck #!!!

Scorpia Rising spoilers (again)

AGHAGHDASHG JULIUS OMG

I forgot this part completely lmaooo

they're just kids your honour

#alex rider #julius grief

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