Sample #66- ZombieMan

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HEY. So could you reblog this around so i can follow some more awesome people ? ? ? Specially if you’re interested in interacting with Saitama or Garou from one punch man, Kakashi from Naruto, and Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins. Selective/ multimuse/LOVES DUPLICATES/ loved by THUNDER <3 <3

“I’m not sure the occasion… But thank you… This all looks amazing.” 

He settles down at the table, motioning for her to join him. 

“What’s the point? My body takes care of myself for me anyways.” He shrugs, lighting up another cigarette.

“Hmm, sure, just don’t start bowing at my feet, and we’ll be fine.” He chuckles lightly.

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people are sure to panic

❝ Nobody ever believes me when I’m telling the truth. I guess that’s the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman! ❞ ❝ Eat dirt and die, trash. ❞ ❝ Excuse me, have I given you any indication at all that I care? ❞ ❝ Oh, [Name], you’re not a terrible person. You’re just horny all the time. ❞  ❝ We were enjoying a glass of punch out on the veranda when a beam of moonlight hit my cleavage. Suddenly, the band began to play. It was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music. ❞ ❝ Jealousy is a very ugly thing, and so are you in anything backless. ❞ ❝ You vindictive little sea monkey! ❞ ❝ We’re collecting lingerie… for needy sexy people. ❞ ❝ I hate to admit it but they melt my Haagen-Dazs. ❞ ❝ I could vomit just looking at you. ❞ ❝ Not all of my dreams are sexual! Sometimes I dream about food. ❞ ❝ I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box. ❞ ❝ Condoms, [Name]! Condoms, condoms, condoms! ❞ ❝ I’m upset because I was not the center of attention and no one said I was the prettiest. ❞ ❝ [Name], I could get herpes listening to this story. ❞ ❝ I’m single, I’m free on Saturday night, and I can arch my back until my head touches my heels. ❞ ❝ When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard. ❞ ❝ I’m going over there to kill them. I’ll be back in time for Wheel of Fortune. ❞ ❝ Not everyone is classified by the Navy as a friendly port. ❞ ❝ Let’s rent an adult video, drink mimosas and french-kiss the pillows! ❞ ❝ You’re not getting into this bed! Sleep on the floor like any other dog. ❞ ❝ Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed Mary Poppins knock-off? ❞ ❝ I look like a widow in mourning? Perfect, they’ll know I’m available! ❞ ❝ Where am I going? To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car. ❞ ❝ Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth. ❞  ❝ All I do is listen to your sexual problems. What about my sexual problems? I don’t get any. ❞ ❝ Let me spell it out for you: Go to Hell. ❞ ❝ Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good? ❞ ❝ Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains. ❞  ❝ It’s like life is a giant weenie roast and I’m the biggest weenie! ❞ ❝ If this sauce was a person, I’d get naked and make love to it. ❞ ❝ Better late than… pregnant!❞ ❝ I always take a deep breath before I greet a man. It thrusts my breasts forward. ❞ ❝ May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! ❞ ❝ Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there’s no cheesecake. ❞ ❝ Am I forgetting something? Oh no, I never wear underwear. ❞ ❝ My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.❞ ❝ You know what’s a shame? When you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size. ❞

“Ama!? Seriously!? You shouldn’t sneak into people’s houses at night! I could’ve hurt you…Wait… Did… Did you kiss me?”

He stepped out into his kitchen, turning on the light and rummaging around for the teapot to heat water, and hunting down his hot chocolate mix, setting it on the counter before filling the pot and placing it on the stove top.

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“Um… I’m not dead yet… Don’t eat me, ‘kay?” He teases back, rubbing behind one of her ears.

“Still, I won’t tell anyone you said that.” He winks back with an amused grin at the blush.

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