Opinionated Things Adam Says

“I literally think movies are dog shit and I never watch them”

"I've never seen anything like it. So many ideas on screen, such big swings. It's a beautiful monster."

"Whaddyagonnado?"

"Engagement rings are a scam."

"I do have a philosophical problem with Coinstar."

"I enjoy games that aren't games."

ADAM: "...and that's why juice is bad for you."

"Every running shoe store puts you on one of those treadmills. It's bullshit snake oil they use to sell more shoes."

"There was a time when sweet-and-salty was a novel taste for me. But not anymore."

"They're not that opinionated."

"I'm not trying to be contrarian. I just hate Smores."

"That was the worst peperoncini I've ever had."

"Fuck local businesses. Amazon is incredible! I ordered this shit yesterday and boom! Granola!"

"I'm gonna look this up. If something's a pseudoscience, I want to know."

“Is there any piece of metal bullshit we won't put on this shelf?”