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yeet ya boi added google docs

I just deleted like, everything on here. Now im going to go through ad sort through dead followers. CONSIDER THIS A STARTER CALL!

There are a few instances in Norse myth where ppl make fun of Loki / say Loki is emasculated bc he's given birth to at least one child (and in one of those myths they're making fun of Loki for bearing Angrboda's children so that's 3 kids right there)...... That's weak sauce man

So you know how our days of the week were originally named to honor norse gods, yea? Sol’s day / Sun's day, Mani’s day / Moon’s day, Tyr’s day, Odin’s day / Woden's day (another name for Odin), Thor's day, Frey’s day. I just found out that Saturday was Loki’s day (Laugardag-- formed from Loki’s name, but it translates to wash-day) and. ofc his day was on the weekend ya boi wanted to turn up

There’s a myth where Loki eats the half-cooked heart of ‘an evil woman’ to stop her from resurrecting and becomes pregnant from it and im reeling bc. Where are the offspring from this?? Does loki have even MORE kids??? hello. HELLO? thanks christian crusades for destroying so many norse stories now I’ll NEVER know.

The MCU is full of cowards who only just barely utilize Loki's magical prowess so here's a little PSA to let y'all know my Loki will use his sorcery far more often in battle than MCU Loki does!! Body doubles, eldritch blasts, invisibility, shapeshifting, illusions, telekinesis, transfiguration, teleportation, cryogenisis, conjuration-- these are all things Loki has been canonly shown to be able to do and yet he only barely uses them in battle?? Bullshit lmao