What Have I Done!?

@dharuadhmacha @dancingmuppet

Oh gods… not this abomination again! 😂

'Tis the season mother fuckers!

Is that a tactical fanny pack….

Excuse you, it’s a Cargo Dick Flap™

EEW ILL BE ALMOST 32 😩😩

25 going on 26

I’ll turn 34, holy shit you’re all young

29

put it in the tags and fuck off people literally nobody cares that much

@diet-dr-shasta-phd is going to be 34

24. I just hope I graduate college!

24 heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee

24.

34

You are nawt 10 years older

I turned 26 this month, dally

28

30, damn

31 and that’s when my commitment with the army expires. I’m going to be in for a minute, shit.

Holy fuck balls.... All of you are sooo fucking young! I'm gonna be 40!

My new business... Y'all should take a look!

“We arent sure yet”

“No more prawns lol”

“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”

“Tell him thanks for me!”

“Break”

“I may be showing signs of my one-track mind”

“I just proved my autocorrect’s point”

“I’m here”

“Did you succeed in activating my card last night?”

“fuck you, I thought it was a good idea at the time”

Normally, people don’t start working until over a full week after the bar exam. So they probably don’t expect me to start until about the 10th or so. So they might just say start when you get back. But I just leave here at like 4 or 5 when I get off work. But idk if I’d be able to sorta set my hours to leave early.“

“Okay!”

“Yaaaassss 👉😎👉”

“No”

“Ok, well keep me posted.”

“If they find me dead you know who to blame.”

“Nope, not me!”

“Oh noooo”

“Can we just take a moment to appreciate his eyelashes though?”

Okay Proffesor Willow, don’t take my pokemon tips.

“She’s trynna start drama”

The fuckle shuckle is yous issue

“Ikr I got the good shit”

“You can swap as many as you want”

“I don’t think I can sleep right now”

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!?”

“(Back)”

“Dreams are odd”

“My burn is just killing me and I wanna sleep X [ ”

“Hella”

“Girl you got good food taste”

“OWO”

“It was delicious”

"Let me know when your outside.... Our house is a mess and Cyn said to go outside and play lmao"

Hey guys if you could check out my new blog that would be awesome! It's a new venture I am starting, I can't wait to see what the future holds!

No no no no no no no

What the shit??   What the fuck???   

and the reflection is not smiling…..

^^^ good catch…

Motherfuckers..... WE SHOULDN'T SEE HER FACE IN THE REFLECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!