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     So does buff shouting men. Goodness, this man reminded him of that brute from Team Aqua.

            "Is it a new species? Does it only come from where you were brought from?" Nekomaru had so many questions. 

       ⁂❋⁂ "Then carry me! Carry me like the slave you are!" Despite her words, she was actually quite excited about this. "My pigtails don’t weigh that much! I can always wear my hair differently if it’ll help!" Although, she’s not too good at doing her own hair. That was something normally done for her as well.

⌠♥⌡—‣ "I can do that," he could use her a nice little weight lift. What a nice trade off. They both got what they wanted. "They should be fine if they're light!" She would need goggles, though.

        ⁂❋⁂ "Of course I don’t want to join you, you weird meat man! As long as you’re my bodyguard, I don’t care what time of day you come, just don’t let anyone step on me! Except if I wake up early, you’re gonna have skip it, because I’m not running! Or you can carry me!"

⌠♥⌡—‣ "I could easily carry you." As a second thought after a momentary pause, "Are you top heavy? I'll need to carry you in a way that gives me the most wind resistance for the optimal workout!" It was an important question. That's a lot of hair for someone so small. No wonder it's in pigtails. If it was any other way she would be off balance, right? 

SDR2 cast + Rainbow color scheme!~ ☆

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       ⁂❋⁂ "Nu-uh! It means you have to be with me at all times, so that means I don’t have to be near you till I wake up! If you think I’m running, you’re stupider than I thought!"

⌠♥⌡—‣ "Exercise is very important and even though I treat every job I take seriously, I cannot skip out on my morning ritual! Are you certain that you would not wish to join me, Hiyoko? If not, I will only agree to guard you afterward."

      ⁂❋⁂ "But, but, but! They’re like HUGE and I’m so small! You’re the tallest person I know, so I command you to be my bodyguard!"

⌠♥⌡—‣ "The only way I'll be able to guard you is if you are with me at all times! That includes my morning runs! What do you say? Ready to bulk up those pencil legs of yours?"

      ⁂❋⁂ "Big Bro Nidai! There’s people taller than you here and it’s horrifying! I’m going to need you to be my bodyguard, you have no choice!"

⌠♥⌡—‣ "There is nothing to fear, you're brightly colored and easy to avoid stepping on."

⌠♥⌡—‣ “That's not any better and it's impossible! Aliens aren't real."

⌠♥⌡—‣ “You're right, but what the hell is all of this?"