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PYTHONS FOOL

I got bored, so here we go: My life in the eyes of Fallout 3!

Name: Oozaru

Gender: Male

Race: Asian/Caucasian

S.P.E.C.I.A.L: 5,4,5,7,8,5,6

Tagged Skills: Speech, Science, Barter, Repair(tag!)

Perks: 2) Daddy's Boy: My dad was a computer tech; plus my mom's caretaker; works for me. 3) Swift Learner: I pick things up fairly quickly. 4) Child at Heart: I am a god damn man-child at times. 5) Educated: I like to see myself as a fairly learned person. 6) Scoundrel: I rather have a way with words. 7) Lead Belly: I have a rather strong consuming constitution. 8) Scrounger: In real life, I still pick up everything not nailed to the ground. 9) Strong Back: Man, that fucking kitty litter at target is heavy! 10) Animal Friend: I fucking love dogs! 11) Night Person: I don't even know what "A.m." is! 12) Fast Metabolism: I go through my body weight in cereal each day and don't gain a damn bit of weight. 13) Nerd Rage: I am a nerd, and I rage (especially about Bioshock Infinite). Fucking fisty-cuffs with Levine! 14) Law Bringer: I always try and be the good guy, no matter what. 15) Animal Friend(2): I still fucking love dogs; now they aid me in my quest! 16) Tag!: I learn more and more how to go about fixing computers (I am considering it as a career after all). 17) Master Trader: I could talk a person out of their clothes if I tried hard enough (yet not enough to warrant a lady killer perk; how odd). 18) Computer Whiz: I am a fucking wizard when it comes to computers and shit (been doing this since I was 5!) 19) Chem Resistant: I don't smoke or drink, as I hate them both, so they likely wont hold any sway over me if I ever did it. 20) Explorer: I like to go places and look at shit! 21) Impartial Mediation: I have learned to play the devil's advocate at times, though more for fun than anything else. 22) Puppies!: OMG! FUCKING PUPPIES!!! :D *STILL fucking love dogs!* 23) Quantum Chemist: I drink so damn much soda in a day (even though I really prefer milk; though it is expensive right now) that I may as well be able to make my own. 24) Thief: I have done enough late night visits to the fridge to know how to sneak in and take what I want. 25) Scoundrel(2): I STILL have a way with words; now with benefits! Plus I swear a lot. 26) Scoundrel(3): (Persuade 85%) I don't have to fucking explain myself to you! 27) Daddy's Boy(2): I still am learning more about computers everyday (especially fucking steam chat!) 28) Size Matters: Since when in the fuck have I ever been subtle about shit? 29) Daddy's Boy(3): Man I fucking love computer games (and porn; los of porn!) 30) Comprehension: I just fucking learned that I can understand shit now (a tad ironic too, considering I am maxed out now; talk about a missed opportunity!)

"THAT'S A DICK!"