hi

once you turn 21 you die 

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

Me irl

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

Dorian Gray will be like “I know a spot” and then take you to a musty attic where he stashed his cursed painting