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oh right. another funny memory. ex sits me down and makes me watch the entirety of the "When You Die" by MGMT music video because it's "so him".

...reader, I had to poker face on that couch like nobody's business.

#ok Timmy....you're very scary and mean and evil.......can I go to bed now?#ames posting

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it's funny looking back on "ooc" things "you" did after discovering plurality. they stop being "ooc" and start being completely understandable or like. Incredibly infuriating to look back on lmao. I don't have a serious one in mind but here's a semi funny example

My ex decided he wanted to DM a game of DnD with his friends, so we made PCs. We're fucking awful at making ocs at this point in our life, so I do what anyone does in a situation like that and make an animal PC. his name is maugraby. He's a Pomeranian, but he thinks of himself as an elf, because he's "owned" by one with a lot of money who supports his side gig...doing magic tricks.

When I tell you this alone sent my fucking ex through the roof LMFAO...hours of argument over this stupid dog because of the elf thing.

Normally I would just fold and drop it, but for some reason, the whole thing was SOOOO stupid that I couldn't help but needle him back about it. Just kept repeating "yeah, he's an elf wizard dog. I don't get what the problem is." Even found someone's homebrew for Talking Dog and took massive hits to my stats, so that wasn't the issue...he just hated the whole idea lol.

Anyway. Maugraby is built and ready for play. First session with his friends happens. Game opens with all of us together in a hotel room. Ex is being One Of Those DMs and clearly rewriting things/making shit harder as a power trip because we're all guessing things too quickly. At one point, he like. Red herrings us into checking out the Bible in the drawer for some reason, so we do. Nothing. No hints. No information. Everyone's getting a little frustrated because we haven't even left the room yet + kinda feels like the past hour was pointless etc etc.

So Maugraby gets the Bible and starts eating it. He tries to stop me from doing this but I roll a 18 or some shit. It was basically a nat 20 but not, so he can't stop me without looking like a weirdo.

Maugs is tearing this Bible the fuck up. Pages everywhere. It's the most action that's happened since we sat down. Another PC joins in eating pages. Ex is demanding an "IC" reason to which I shrug and say "he's a dog". Party is immediately endeared to Maugraby. Ex is shooting me looks while trying to change the subject entirely. The next thing someone does somehow gets us out of the room.

We never play DnD with them again.

#also they all avoid me in public now 👍#lol #ames posting #it's whatever man #I don't even know what he told them and I can't even think of what it could be because.#girl idk ...this is like the extent of me “getting back at him” for being abusive toward me LMFAOOOO #I WAS WHIPPED!!! I WAS MR WIFE!!!#in reality he probably just accused me of all the things he did but thinking about that is nauseating so I try not to.#anyway. idk what the point of sharing this was. but I keep thinking about Maugraby. he's very me.#and there's also just something funny about guy who's created to survive abusive control freak weirdo with psychosexual obsession w you #also being Mr elf wizard dog you see. of course that pissed him off. of course it did.

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welcome back idiot. get potion'd.

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? this one didn't get posted here for some reason. I think it's funny. On account of I said it.

#ame #lot #osdd #system comic #ames posting #I FORGET THE FUCKING TAG EVERY TIME!!!!!!

welcome back idiot. get potion'd.

#matty #ame #lot #did #osdd #system comic

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the gang's all here*

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lud's sona is a reference to the "leopard" from put me in the zoo/I want to be somebody new. lot is sort of an amalgamation of all the things we liked as a kid. she was the easiest to figure out, lol. here's her in Hello Kitty format.

the other two........(Stares Off Into The Distance)

#maybe when it's not me we'll get into that lmao #ask lud later #nic posting

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#look i don't know why but im both deeply embarrassed to share everyone's names and also really want to because i cannot think of anything #that would be just as good. i guess we could go by colors but those don't match necessarily....and the emojis are too hard...#and we can't do first initial because we have doubles.....#*as far as we're aware. lol. and not counting the Mascot (host)#wait i got it. we'll do first three. like bowling.#lud #ame #lot #nic #system comic #did/osdd #when im not about to kill or maim or someone wants to do so i'll include more info lmao #it took me 2 fucking hours to upload this to tumblr because of various reasons i will not get into. murder.#nic posting #im pink. lud is the big yellow thang. ame is there. and lot is the angry looking cat bunny weasel girl. thanks.#legally distinct garfield if you will.

did you know that the shingles virus can be activated by stress.

#shout out to my homies who experienced medical neglect !#get vaccinated!!!! for the love of god get vaccinated!!!!!!!!!!#guy who had shingles at age 30 and almost passed out from the pain . after the guy who doesn't feel pain couldn't take it .#anyway this happened exactly a year after we experienced an earth shattering breakup in which we were sleeping on our siblings couch #post my ex trying to kill me lmao and then refusing to let me back in. gee i can't imagine what my body was so stressed about .#while drawing this i remembered that i was teaching a painting class about a month or so after i got my cats and apartment back and he knew #i wasn't home so he got his shitty friends and went to get his stuff from the apartment. luckily i had already changed the locks. lmao.#literally had to drop my sister off to make sure he didn't steal shit (he still did lmao just not my cats which. thats what mattered)#like who does that. no notice btw. and mr never knows my schedule suddenly does lmao (it was public. online.) fucking creep.#I DIDN'T TAG SORRY. FUCK!!!#🐇#🐇.txt #⬜️

it's the little things.

#system comics #we're starting out with a softball for the first one.#did osdd #......i haven't decided how our tags are gonna work. FUCK!!!!!#🐇#🌈#ok <3 yay <3 #??? should i have a posting tag. why not.#x ⬜️#anyway ha ha get it because shes a l

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