oh right. another funny memory. ex sits me down and makes me watch the entirety of the "When You Die" by MGMT music video because it's "so him".
...reader, I had to poker face on that couch like nobody's business.
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oh right. another funny memory. ex sits me down and makes me watch the entirety of the "When You Die" by MGMT music video because it's "so him".
...reader, I had to poker face on that couch like nobody's business.

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it's funny looking back on "ooc" things "you" did after discovering plurality. they stop being "ooc" and start being completely understandable or like. Incredibly infuriating to look back on lmao. I don't have a serious one in mind but here's a semi funny example
My ex decided he wanted to DM a game of DnD with his friends, so we made PCs. We're fucking awful at making ocs at this point in our life, so I do what anyone does in a situation like that and make an animal PC. his name is maugraby. He's a Pomeranian, but he thinks of himself as an elf, because he's "owned" by one with a lot of money who supports his side gig...doing magic tricks.
When I tell you this alone sent my fucking ex through the roof LMFAO...hours of argument over this stupid dog because of the elf thing.
Normally I would just fold and drop it, but for some reason, the whole thing was SOOOO stupid that I couldn't help but needle him back about it. Just kept repeating "yeah, he's an elf wizard dog. I don't get what the problem is." Even found someone's homebrew for Talking Dog and took massive hits to my stats, so that wasn't the issue...he just hated the whole idea lol.
Anyway. Maugraby is built and ready for play. First session with his friends happens. Game opens with all of us together in a hotel room. Ex is being One Of Those DMs and clearly rewriting things/making shit harder as a power trip because we're all guessing things too quickly. At one point, he like. Red herrings us into checking out the Bible in the drawer for some reason, so we do. Nothing. No hints. No information. Everyone's getting a little frustrated because we haven't even left the room yet + kinda feels like the past hour was pointless etc etc.
So Maugraby gets the Bible and starts eating it. He tries to stop me from doing this but I roll a 18 or some shit. It was basically a nat 20 but not, so he can't stop me without looking like a weirdo.
Maugs is tearing this Bible the fuck up. Pages everywhere. It's the most action that's happened since we sat down. Another PC joins in eating pages. Ex is demanding an "IC" reason to which I shrug and say "he's a dog". Party is immediately endeared to Maugraby. Ex is shooting me looks while trying to change the subject entirely. The next thing someone does somehow gets us out of the room.
We never play DnD with them again.
welcome back idiot. get potion'd.
? this one didn't get posted here for some reason. I think it's funny. On account of I said it.
welcome back idiot. get potion'd.
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lud's sona is a reference to the "leopard" from put me in the zoo/I want to be somebody new. lot is sort of an amalgamation of all the things we liked as a kid. she was the easiest to figure out, lol. here's her in Hello Kitty format.
the other two........(Stares Off Into The Distance)

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did you know that the shingles virus can be activated by stress.
it's the little things.