what'd you expect

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

sometimes it feels like being nonbinary is about having to decide which way you'd prefer to be misgendered.

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Oh thank God a reputable profession