what'd you expect

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

ughh. why does my head hurt

and neither of them are actually hiring

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

cats have access to keyboard shortcuts we can barely comprehend

haha cropped your videos

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?